The last post is the WINNER!

[John53]

Ladies boots over the knees, i don't see as attractive. The laced over the calf boots I think are appealing.

Pervert

 

[JustGeorge]

Ladies boots over the knees, i don't see as attractive. The laced over the calf boots I think are appealing.

I like the ones that are just under the knee. I think over the knee would be uncomfortable.

I have one mid calf pair, but I always feel like I'm missing part of my boot when I wear them.

 

[John53]

I just bought a pair of skechers with the fake laces off ebay so I can be more dapper than the rodent.

 

[JustGeorge]

I just bought a pair of skechers with the fake laces off ebay so can be more dapper than the rodent.

I'm sure you'll put them to good use, as you run away from all the ladies that are bound to be chasing you...

 

[Wirey]

I'm sure you'll put them to good use, as you run away from all the ladies that are bound to be chasing you...

You don't 'run' in Sketchers. You 'mall hop'.

 

[Stonetree]

@JustGeorge , whatever fashion women wear, it should always maintain female proportions. I don't like oversized shoulder pads, for example.

 

[John53]

I'm sure you'll put them to good use, as you run away from all the ladies that are bound to be chasing you...

No running, I can manage a slow trot for about 10 or 15 feet

 

[John53]

@JustGeorge , whatever fashion women wear, it should always maintain female proportions. I don't like oversized shoulder pads, for example.

I'm not a fan of the giant fish lips or the removal of eyebrows and painting them on half way up the forehead.

 

[JustGeorge]

@JustGeorge , whatever fashion women wear, it should always maintain female proportions. I don't like oversized shoulder pads, for example.

You sure know about ladies fashion...

(And I agree, those shoulder pads are weird. And not in a fun way.)

 

[JustGeorge]

I'm not a fan of the giant fish lips or the removal of eyebrows and painting them on half way up the forehead.

I don't understand those things, either.

 

[Stonetree]

@Wirey was a runway model ( I'm not mentioning when).

 

[Wirey]

@Wirey was a runway model ( I'm not mentioning when).

You misunderstood. After they kicked me off the plane for showing up naked, I escaped by modeling my Carl Lewis impersonation down the runway.

There were a variety of charges.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

You misunderstood. After they kicked me off the plane for showing up naked, I escaped by modeling my Carl Lewis impersonation down the runway.

There were a variety of charges.

so, you were a runaway runway model...

 

[sun rise]

so, you were a runaway runway model...

Or as might have been sun in 1960 or thereabouts

 

[Dan From Smithville]

What are you reading? Shelby Foote?

I don't know, but I assume it shall be determined.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I believe every gentleman reaches a certain age and girth where tying up laces becomes impractical. I've even taken to wearing pull on work boots for when I go walking.

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I like them, because you can slip them on while standing. No bending required! Awesome!

 

[Dan From Smithville]

But they might deliver it to the wrong house.

They never miss. Mostly. Nearly.

 

[JustGeorge]

They never miss. Mostly. Nearly.

They did for me!

 

[Dan From Smithville]

They did for me!

That is much like Nearly Missed Nell. Nearly received a million dollars. Nearly received a parcel full of jewels. Nearly received hemlock.

No, wait. That one got there. Now she is Nearly Married Nell.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

You misunderstood. After they kicked me off the plane for showing up naked, I escaped by modeling my Carl Lewis impersonation down the runway.

There were a variety of charges.

Were you kicked off the plane by Shelby Foote in the galley with the comfy pillow?