The last post is the WINNER!

[Stonetree]

Recently Macron unveiled the new face of Marianne


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"How Ya Gonna Keep 'em Down on the Farm (After They've Seen Paree)?"

Sheet music cover
Song
Published 1919
Composer(s) Walter Donaldson
Lyricist(s) Joe Young, Sam M. Lewis
"How Ya Gonna Keep 'em Down on the Farm (After They've Seen Paree?)" is a World War I song that rose to popularity after the war had ended. The lyrics highlight concern that American soldiers from rural environments would not want to return to farm life after experiencing the European city life and culture of Paris during World War I.

 

[Stonetree]

Even the correct breed....Scotland Yard will fit this bow wow like a tailored suit.

 

[sun rise]

Even the correct breed....Scotland Yard will fit this bow wow like a tailored suit.

That was nice but it's my turn again.

 

[Stonetree]

Let's be honest,this OP forum is considered 'Bottom of the Barrel'. It's even easy to hear members snoring. You come here when debating hits a snag. Did Bezinga boy get to ya?

 

[sun rise]

Let's be honest,this OP forum is considered 'Bottom of the Barrel'. It's even easy to hear members snoring. You come here when debating hits a snag. Did Bezinga boy get to ya?

I see that is post 2.0. My email got post 1.0 which had issues

Let's be honest,this OP forum is considered 'Bottom of the Barrel'. It's even easy to members snoring.

 

[Stonetree]

My pulse-ox gizmo is losing any ability to tell me anyone worth the effort.

 

[sun rise]

The trouble with trouble is whether or not it's worth the trouble.

 

[Stonetree]

That troubles me....

 

[sun rise]

That troubles me....

Time for an oldie:

When I Woke Up This Morning
You Were On My Mind
And You Were On My Mind.
I Got Troubles, Woe-Woe
I Got Worries, Woe-Woe
I Got Wounds To Bind.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Stupid, idiot, dumb Discount Tire mechanic eighth assed the brake inspection and a week later the master cylinder is making itself known as shot the hell up and going into brake failure. Of course I am not happy, I have cursed this mechanic many times, and I am rather angry over this situation.

 

[sun rise]

Stupid, idiot, dumb Discount Tire mechanic eighth assed the brake inspection and a week later the master cylinder is making itself known as shot the hell up and going into brake failure. Of course I am not happy, I have cursed this mechanic many times, and I am rather angry over this situation.

Crap.

 

[Wu Wei]

With all that fur it would be nothing to you.

exactly

 

[Wu Wei]

27km one way of both?

Oh, now I getit.... the metric system is just a way to SOUND impressive, to make folks think you actually had to work for it...... 27KM......sheesh....16 miles.....whoopy doopy

 

[ChristineM]

Oh, now I getit.... the metric system is just a way to SOUND impressive, to make folks think you actually had to work for it...... 27KM......sheesh....16 miles.....whoopy doopy

Yup but consider the roads are not built for American cars, they have lots of bends (sharp curves) that most American cars (and drivers) just can't handle.

 

[Niblo]

What's an "s bear"?

Snow Bear......Polar.....A known bunch of lying toads.

 

[Stonetree]

Oh, now I getit.... the metric system is just a way to SOUND impressive, to make folks think you actually had to work for it...... 27KM......sheesh....16 miles.....whoopy doopy

Wait, sports fans!......there's a flag on the field.......they just penalized that ringer bear for foul language.....15 yards for the "whoopy doopy" that insulted @ChristineM.....( a very sensitive British import)....Just aside note: @ChristineM has been accused by the American Embassy of slandering American motorists.

 

[Wu Wei]

Yup but consider the roads are not built for American cars, they have lots of bends (sharp curves) that most American cars (and drivers) just can't handle.

That's only because europeans don't know how to drive American cars

 

[Wu Wei]

Wait, sports fans!......there's a flag on the field.......they just penalized that ringer bear for foul language.....15 yards for the "whoopy doopy" that insulted @ChristineM.....( a very sensitive British import)....Just aside note: @ChristineM has been accused by the American Embassy of slandering American motorists.

whoopy doopy

 

[ChristineM]

That's only because europeans don't know how to drive American cars

... It seems Americans don't know how to on European roads either. Those bendy bits confuse them.

I heard a story of some American roads on which the only "curve" is the curvature of the earth.

 

[ChristineM]

whoopy doopy

You not a sports fan either?