• Welcome to Religious Forums, a friendly forum to discuss all religions in a friendly surrounding.

    Your voice is missing! You will need to register to get access to the following site features:
    • Reply to discussions and create your own threads.
    • Our modern chat room. No add-ons or extensions required, just login and start chatting!
    • Access to private conversations with other members.

    We hope to see you as a part of our community soon!

The last post is the WINNER!

Dan From Smithville

He who controls the spice controls the universe.
Staff member
Premium Member
I believe I will leave you all for the moment with this great wisdom...

Then I'm going to watch Dr Who and rest for a bit.
 

ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
Hello! Didn't know you were around.

I would imagine that heavy are the shoulders that support the head and crown. Being the King of Australia is a difficult job I would imagine with lots of reasons for back and shoulder pain.

I'm sort of around, just not very chatty at the moment.

The Aussie crown that @John53 wears is lightweight, light as a feather really, he polishes it daily to get a good shine. The sun reflecting off that highly polished dome enthrals the masses and keeps them in their place
 

JustGeorge

Imperfect
Staff member
Premium Member
You're too young and innocent for my dirty old man mind.
During the last episode of "The Harrowing Days of George's Life", I had to cut off a conversation with a very religious friend(former nun, even) due to household drama.

"Sorry, I've gotta get going and deal with this. Apparently, I'm a hussy and you're a dirty old man."

She was mildly amused, despite the situation. "I've been called many things, but this is the first time I've been called a dirty old man."
 

John53

I go leaps and bounds
Premium Member
During the last episode of "The Harrowing Days of George's Life", I had to cut off a conversation with a very religious friend(former nun, even) due to household drama.

"Sorry, I've gotta get going and deal with this. Apparently, I'm a hussy and you're a dirty old man."

She was mildly amused, despite the situation. "I've been called many things, but this is the first time I've been called a dirty old man."

Welcome to the club!!!
 

John53

I go leaps and bounds
Premium Member
And won't be mowing anytime soon.

1731879362019.gif
 

JustGeorge

Imperfect
Staff member
Premium Member
To annoy his wife or his neighbours?
He's a single man, so it must have been his neighbors.

Though, out of character for him... its usually the ******* upstairs that concentrates on making hell for his neighbors. This guy's generally pretty nice.

(The place next door is a house turned into an apartment complex.)
 

John53

I go leaps and bounds
Premium Member
He's a single man, so it must have been his neighbors.

Though, out of character for him... its usually the ******* upstairs that concentrates on making hell for his neighbors. This guy's generally pretty nice.

(The place next door is a house turned into an apartment complex.)

Maybe he was bored, I've done bored mowing.
 
Top