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The Longest Thread Ever!

Quagmire

Imaginary talking monkey
Staff member
Premium Member
Oh God Rick!

I can't even read your poem!
My eyes are crossing...
and rolling back..
up into my head...

and my head is spinning around....

That's so hot!

Ever since Linda Blair in the Excorsist, there's just something about women with spinning heads.
 

Quagmire

Imaginary talking monkey
Staff member
Premium Member
WHAT!?@!

I'm appalled.
(or something spelled vaguely like that)

Mestemia!
Put on a dark hooded sackcloth
and roam the outskirts of the forum lands in shame.

what's that?
oh.

It's probably a coincedence, but I'm going to press the suit anyway.
I really need the 5 cents.
 

blackout

Violet.
Oh God!
If anyone hears me laughing
and choking down here like this
I'll lose my job 4 sure!

Especially when they find me
posting while levitating.
There must be something against that
in the work manual.

If yer bored Rick...
we could always web cam...
I never knew the weird and supernatural turned you on!:dracula::flirt:
 

blackout

Violet.
It's probably a coincedence, but I'm going to press the suit anyway.
I really need the 5 cents.

You're going to IRON?!
At this hour?
And at a time like this?! :eek: :dancer:

And those bast****
are only payin' you 5 lousy cents?!

What's that?
And it's sackcloth too?!

what's this world coming to.
 

Quagmire

Imaginary talking monkey
Staff member
Premium Member
I could go for that, Stacey, but I don't think my laptop could handle it. It's led a sheltered life.
 

Quagmire

Imaginary talking monkey
Staff member
Premium Member
You're going to IRON?!
At this hour?
And at a time like this?! :eek:

And those bast****
are only payin' you 5 lousy cents?!

What's that?
And it's sackcloth too?!

what's this world coming to.

The worlds turning into a cartoon. God told me
(right before he dropped the anvil on my head
).
 

ChristineES

Tiggerism
Premium Member
I noticed once that people talk to me in a softer tone than I hear them talking to other people.
Could this be because I am over sensitive?
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Having snow blowed in your face for 8 hours at work sucks. Especially when it is so cold at the trailer loading docks, the heaters are turned on and you can't tell that they are.
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I want to kill my ex.....again.
The same person who left me for another guy, all because I was working and we "didn't get to see each other that much," is trying to get my current girlfriend to break up with me by telling her random and absurd things.
One being she didn't want to stay with me because I look like the type of guy who will hold a girl down, beat and rape them....????? Supposedly she gets this from my size alone.
Another thing she said that I got a good laugh at was she told my girlfriend that I have been madly in love with another woman (whom I am very good friends with) for ten years. Not only would that have meant I was madly in love with her since I was in the fifth grade, we didn't become friends until about 3 years ago.
She said a few things other than those two, but I don't remember them and my girlfriend really doesn't pay attention to my ex anymore.
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I want to slap my brother's ex wife for telling her kids my goatee looks like pubic hairs....
This being the same ex-wife who told people that me and one of my best friends were gay with each other.
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I have determined:
Driving on snowy roads, as long as you know your car well enough, isn't that hard.
It's all the idiots on the road that make it more dangerous than it should be.
 

Smoke

Done here.
I have determined:
Driving on snowy roads, as long as you know your car well enough, isn't that hard.
It's all the idiots on the road that make it more dangerous than it should be.
That's exactly how I feel about it. I've never minded driving in snow, but other drivers wreck my nerves.
 
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