The Longest Thread Ever!

[Shadow Wolf]

(try to have fun with it, ya know? that really IS the whole point.

)

ohh, it is fun, don't get me wrong. I have completly ditched the drum machine though until I can get my own drum set. Maybe if I wrote songs with timing in mind, it would be easier, but I find the whole notion of using timing while your writing to be a rule, and there is absolutely no room for rules in music.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I did manage to record the verse riffs for the bass, lead guitar, and rthym guitar for a song today though, and got them in perfect sync with eachother. I also got the bass and rthym guitar for the solo part of the same song, which happens twice, the first time being a guitar solo, the second being a bass solo. I still have to write the guitar solo for that part.

 

[Don Penguinoini]

wierdo.

 

[ChristineES]

Back in the early 80s some people believed this bunk that if you played Stairway to Heaven backwards you would hear satanic messages.

 

[ChristineES]

I wish I was a cartoon so I could:
1. float in midair when I walk off a cliff
2. Be all wounded one second and all well the next
3. Eat chili and breathe out fire
4. Fly by flapping my arms
5. Open someone's eyelids to see the words "OUT COLD" in their eyes.

 

[ChristineES]

I never understood why living a dog's life would be so bad. Dogs have it made. They don't have 9 to 5 jobs, they can sleep whenever and where ever they want, get scratched behind the ears, and when they do something good they always hear "good boy" or "good girl" and get a treat.

 

[lamplighter]

They're coming to take me away Ha Ha
They're coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha
To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy to see those nice men in their clean white coats
They're coming to take me away Ha Ha
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle thier thumbs and toes
They're coming to take me away Ha Ha Ha
To the loony bin with all you can eat perscription drugs like torizine, and lithium, and electric shock and insulin
They're coming to take me away Ha Ha

 

[Don Penguinoini]

freaska

 

[Smoke]

If I was a Hammer

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[Smoke]

I'd Hammer in the morning
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[Smoke]

I'd Hammer in the evening
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[Smoke]

All over this land
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[Smoke]

I'd blow $30 million
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[Smoke]

I'd become a joke
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[Smoke]

And then I'd get a show on TBN
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[Don Penguinoini]

praching to a bunch of idiots.

 

[EiNsTeiN]

I'm facing my biggest fears tomorrow...Automatic control exam!

 

[Smoke]

I'm facing my biggest fears tomorrow...Automatic control exam!

I have no idea what that means. What's an automatic control exam?

 

[Smoke]

I love MC Hammer.

As a musician or a preacher? Or just for comedy of it all?

 

[Smoke]

I have never heard him preach, but I really liked his music back in the day.

Well, you were, what? about ten? You didn't know any better.