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The Longest Thread Ever!
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Papersock
Lucid Dreamer
:biglaugh:
What I can't understand is why mother and daughter are smiling while they work when Dad and son are playing games. 
Yay, someone posted the words to Miss Mary Mack letting me know that I am not the only person who knows it.
Smoke
Done here.
Because women and girls are happiest when they subordinate their own desires to serve the men and boys, silly.What I can't understand is why mother and daughter are smiling while they work when Dad and son are playing games.
Because women and girls are happiest when they subordinate their own desires to serve the men and boys, silly.
I have always suspected as much.
blackout
Violet.
Because women and girls are happiest when they subordinate their own desires to serve the men and boys, silly.
Well of course that MUST be true.
Just look at the picture on the box!
:biglaugh:
Smoke
Done here.
Papersock
Lucid Dreamer
Papersock
Lucid Dreamer
Sounds just like the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Smoke
Done here.
Much less fun than Pastafarianism:
Why do so many of your rules oppress women?
This is a typical Ahippoist misinterpretation of our beliefs.
Our rules "protect" women, they do not "oppress" them.
Women were created by The Pink Hippo to be the companions and serving maids of men - in this life and in the paradise to come.
* * *
Are there any women Hippoist "scholars"?
No.
As described above, women need protecting and part of that protection is to keep them within the home - the home of their parents before marriage and the home of their husband after marriage.
This means that women do not need education - and are therefore not in a position to interpret the holy books of The Pink Hippo.
* * *
Do you want your children to be able to think for themselves when they grow up?
Certainly not!
The Pink Hippo has determined how we should lead our lives and how we should fight the evils around us.
Children must not think as they get older, they must obey.
* * *
Would you kill in the name of The Pink Hippo?
Of course!
This is a requirement of our religion, it is written down in our holy books which contain the words of The Pink Hippo that instruct us to kill those who do not obey the rules.
This is a typical Ahippoist misinterpretation of our beliefs.
Our rules "protect" women, they do not "oppress" them.
Women were created by The Pink Hippo to be the companions and serving maids of men - in this life and in the paradise to come.
* * *
Are there any women Hippoist "scholars"?
No.
As described above, women need protecting and part of that protection is to keep them within the home - the home of their parents before marriage and the home of their husband after marriage.
This means that women do not need education - and are therefore not in a position to interpret the holy books of The Pink Hippo.
* * *
Do you want your children to be able to think for themselves when they grow up?
Certainly not!
The Pink Hippo has determined how we should lead our lives and how we should fight the evils around us.
Children must not think as they get older, they must obey.
* * *
Would you kill in the name of The Pink Hippo?
Of course!
This is a requirement of our religion, it is written down in our holy books which contain the words of The Pink Hippo that instruct us to kill those who do not obey the rules.
Papersock
Lucid Dreamer
So if you ever meet a hippoist, run away!
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Someone on World of Warcraft has really ****** me off.
Out of all the stuff I have ever sold at the auction house, I have never had anyone place some ridiculously low bid price, but rather everyone has taken the buyout price. Deadly Blunderbusses have been a cash cow for me, since I play on the Horde and they are a quest item in Ashenvalle Forest. Some random a'hole on the Azgalor realm actually had the nerve to pay 3s for a 4g item.....
In my state of angry drunkeness, I wish I could reach across the internet and smash my bottle of Jager over the head of this arse. What is even worse, the three Deadly Blunderbusses that were made by my hunter, the person of which I have so many names for I could break RF's censor with, has resold MY blunderbusses, and the AH for whatever reason, is now saying this **************************************** **************************************************************************** has made them!!!!
Out of all the stuff I have ever sold at the auction house, I have never had anyone place some ridiculously low bid price, but rather everyone has taken the buyout price. Deadly Blunderbusses have been a cash cow for me, since I play on the Horde and they are a quest item in Ashenvalle Forest. Some random a'hole on the Azgalor realm actually had the nerve to pay 3s for a 4g item.....
In my state of angry drunkeness, I wish I could reach across the internet and smash my bottle of Jager over the head of this arse. What is even worse, the three Deadly Blunderbusses that were made by my hunter, the person of which I have so many names for I could break RF's censor with, has resold MY blunderbusses, and the AH for whatever reason, is now saying this **************************************** **************************************************************************** has made them!!!!
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I asked my dad today if he has a soldering iron. He asked why, and I told him about my bass. He looked for it, couldn't find it, and told me he would go and buy a new one.
While I do not mind this, in particular, allthough I do find it odd as I could easily afford my own, he is going to spend money on something I will use, and he will probably never use.....
While I do not mind this, in particular, allthough I do find it odd as I could easily afford my own, he is going to spend money on something I will use, and he will probably never use.....
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I REALLY want to play my bass, and do some recording tomorow, but my pickups for my bass and tone and volume knob are in a state of which they will not work.....
And I suck at guitars.......
I guess I can write some lame guitar riffs, write something based on them with my bass, improve them significantly, and then rewrite them on guitar later.
And I suck at guitars.......
I guess I can write some lame guitar riffs, write something based on them with my bass, improve them significantly, and then rewrite them on guitar later.