Jaymes
The cake is a lie
One of my favorite songs is My Evil Plan to Save the World by Five Iron Frenzy. It reminds me of a dear friend of mine in so many ways, who tries to act evil but is just a big softie at heart.
I have an evil plan to save the world for every man,
And I think it's better than the way it's being run.
Oh, the ground works laid,
No, don't be afraid.
I'm sure that I can fix it,
when I figure out the physics!
My evil plan to save the world,
Just you wait 'till it's unfurled,
It'll go down in history.
It's prophetic... no, it's not pathetic.
I can't believe I made it up myself.
I have an evil plan, to save the world, you understand,
The exemplary feat,
You'd think I'd have to cheat!
I'd make Voltaire proud, deep and furrow browed.
Uncanny and so clever,
It's 'Our Newest Plan Ever!'
Got tired of whining,
Got a grander scheme with silver lining,
For every boy and girl.
We can't be responsible for all that's wrong with this world.
My evil plan to save the world,
Just you wait 'till it's unfurled,
It'll go down in history.
It's prophetic... no, it's not pathetic.
I can't believe I made it up myself.
Starving children in pain...
You can't believe in that God.
The world's not spinning your way,
Does every dog still have his day?
I have an evil plan to save the world for every man,
And I think it's better than the way it's being run.
Oh, the ground works laid,
No, don't be afraid.
I'm sure that I can fix it,
when I figure out the physics!
My evil plan to save the world,
Just you wait 'till it's unfurled,
It'll go down in history.
It's prophetic... no, it's not pathetic.
I can't believe I made it up myself.
I have an evil plan, to save the world, you understand,
The exemplary feat,
You'd think I'd have to cheat!
I'd make Voltaire proud, deep and furrow browed.
Uncanny and so clever,
It's 'Our Newest Plan Ever!'
Got tired of whining,
Got a grander scheme with silver lining,
For every boy and girl.
We can't be responsible for all that's wrong with this world.
My evil plan to save the world,
Just you wait 'till it's unfurled,
It'll go down in history.
It's prophetic... no, it's not pathetic.
I can't believe I made it up myself.
Starving children in pain...
You can't believe in that God.
The world's not spinning your way,
Does every dog still have his day?