The miracle of friendship

[Geoff-Allen]

Funny Poems for Friends

The best kind of friends are the ones that you share good times with. A friend who can make you laugh is worth a handful who can't. So often we walk around with the weight of the world on our shoulders. Our bodies become tense and this is a cause for most illnesses. Having humor in your life is not just a matter of a good time, it's also a matter of living longer. Often when you have a friendship that has lasted a long time you continue to share memories of humorous interactions that you shared. This may be the glue that holds the friendship together.

Here's one I kinda enjoyed -

I promise to love you
When your jokes are not funny.
I promise to love you
When you have no money.

I promise to love you
When you're sick and all snotty.
I promise to love you
When you're angry and grotty.

I promise to love you
When you're drunk and unruly.
I promise to love you
When you're hung over and drooly.

And I promise to love you
When you drive me 'round the bend.
I promise to love you
Because you are my best friend!

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Funny Friendship Poems - Funny Poems about Friends

 

[Geoff-Allen]

 

[Geoff-Allen]

A Friend Is Like ...

A friend is like a forest,
Or a lovely, calm blue sea,
A refuge from life’s problems,
As only a friend can be.

A friend is like a song,
Soothing to the brain,
Distracting us from trouble,
Neutralizing pain.

A friend is like some ice cream
On a sweltering summer day,
Making life delicious,
In a friend’s own special way.

A friend is like a blanket,
Bringing peace and rest,
A cocoon of warmth and pleasure;
When we are tired or stressed.

A friend is a bit of everything
That makes life good and sweet,
And you, my friend, are all that;
You make my life complete!

By Joanna Fuchs

Friendship Poems To Bond You Closer

 

[BSM1]

Here's one for you:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
For fifteen dollars
I'll be a friend to you.

 

[Geoff-Allen]

Here's one for you:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
For fifteen dollars
I'll be a friend to you.

Thanks for the offer - that's really quite a bargain!

 

[BSM1]

Thanks for the offer - that's really quite a bargain!

A little truth in advertising: It only buys you fifteen minutes of friendship.

 

[Geoff-Allen]

A little truth in advertising: It only buys you fifteen minutes of friendship.

I see!

Here's to friendship ...