The mole in the root beer bottle

[Valjean]

Mole eggs, obviously. The OP explains it quite clearly.

Moles have started laying eggs?
Evolution in action, I guess

 

[Reggie Miller]

I know if I ever see anything moving around in my bottle of root beer somebody's got some 'splainin' to do.

 

[allfoak]

I know if I ever see anything moving around in my bottle of root beer somebody's got some 'splainin' to do.

I think that settles the debate.

 

[David T]

Hey this is cool but what sucks is the structure

 

[Milton Platt]

This is a religious symbol that I am going to explain here that is up for debate:

When someone bought a big bottle of root beer, took it home, and opened it, upon drinking it, this person discovered a strange mole-like creature inside the bottle of root beer. It is as if an egg has been implanted inside the bottle so that the mole could grow and thrive inside the bottle. We also see a different specimen inside these bottles of root beer as well.

We see black beetles at the very bottom which are flavor bugs that are meant to add more flavor and sweetness to the root beer. But there is no need to be alarmed or surprised. It is completely normal and you can just simply discard the bottle along with the specimens when you are finished drinking the bottle.

I'm confused......what the heck are you talking about?

 

[paarsurrey]

How do you get a mole into a bottle, anyway?

May be the mole relates to:
"The mole is the unit of measurement in the International System of Units (SI) for amount of substance. It is defined as the amount of a chemical substance that contains as many elementary entities, e.g., atoms, molecules, ions, electrons, or photons, as there are atoms in 12 grams of carbon-12 (12C), the isotope of carbon with relative atomic mass 12 by definition. This number is expressed by the Avogadro constant, which has a value of 6.022140857(74)×1023 mol−1. The mole is one of the base units of the SI, and has the unit symbol mol."
Mole (unit) - Wikipedia
Right? Please
Regards

 

[Valjean]

Ah -- well that clears it all up, then.

 

[Father Heathen]

Mole in a bottle (or rather jar):

...similar product, after the label has been removed:

 

[Reggie Miller]

That's not something I ever wish to encounter in the real world...

 

[allfoak]

There is no "real world".

 

[Reggie Miller]

So it's a fake world?

 

[allfoak]

So it's a fake world?

I'ts not that black and white.
That which we humans call reality is only a small part of the overall reality that actually exists.

 

[Reggie Miller]

I'ts not that black and white.
That which we humans call reality is only a small part of the overall reality that actually exists.

Okay, I can go along with that.

But how does that help me deal with moles in my bottles?

 

[allfoak]

Okay, I can go along with that.

But how does that help me deal with moles in my bottles?

Fear in this case is not rational.
If you understood that there is more to reality than the physical world, then moles just become moles.