Smoke
Done here.
So I just got an ad on Facebook:
and I found it so offensive that I almost unfriended the person who liked it. I started thinking about exactly what it is that's so offensive about it.
It's not the Osama bin Laden imagery. That's typical of this kind of thing, and frankly I think it's kind of funny when the Know-Nothings (I just can't call them "conservatives" anymore, not without the quotes) use Osama to stir people up. Every time they tell us the bogey man's gonna get us, they remind us that they didn't get him -- didn't even really try to get him; they were too busy hunting down Saddam Hussein. Osama imagery, intentionally or not, is a constant reminder of just how ineffective the scattershot alarmism of the Know Nothings is at actually protecting anything or anybody.
It's not the invocation of St. Ray-Gun, either. He's the perfect symbol of the Know-Nothing movement. Ronald Reagan -- pretend cowboy, demented narcoleptic, Star Wars fantasist, and as far as I know the only President who ever defended the illegal acts of his administration by claiming (fairly credibly) not to know what his foreign policy was or what his administration was doing -- is the perfect symbol for the Know-Nothing movement.
No, what's offensive is the phrase "Mosque at Ground Zero," and I think the reason it's so offensive is that it demonstrates that these clowns don't even believe their own rhetoric. Because of course nobody's talking about building a mosque at Ground Zero -- or even next to Ground Zero, or across the street from Ground Zero. "Mosque at Ground Zero" is a lie. It is, furthermore, an admission that these people recognize how ridiculous it would be to say what they really mean. "No mosques anywhere!" is too obviously unconstitutional. "No mosques in the Financial District!" is too obviously silly.
This is what it means to be a "conservative" in America today: You're actually willing to get yourself all worked up over **** that's not only made up, but is obviously made up. To be a "conservative" in America today is to admit to being dishonest, insane, or both.
and I found it so offensive that I almost unfriended the person who liked it. I started thinking about exactly what it is that's so offensive about it.
It's not the Osama bin Laden imagery. That's typical of this kind of thing, and frankly I think it's kind of funny when the Know-Nothings (I just can't call them "conservatives" anymore, not without the quotes) use Osama to stir people up. Every time they tell us the bogey man's gonna get us, they remind us that they didn't get him -- didn't even really try to get him; they were too busy hunting down Saddam Hussein. Osama imagery, intentionally or not, is a constant reminder of just how ineffective the scattershot alarmism of the Know Nothings is at actually protecting anything or anybody.
It's not the invocation of St. Ray-Gun, either. He's the perfect symbol of the Know-Nothing movement. Ronald Reagan -- pretend cowboy, demented narcoleptic, Star Wars fantasist, and as far as I know the only President who ever defended the illegal acts of his administration by claiming (fairly credibly) not to know what his foreign policy was or what his administration was doing -- is the perfect symbol for the Know-Nothing movement.
No, what's offensive is the phrase "Mosque at Ground Zero," and I think the reason it's so offensive is that it demonstrates that these clowns don't even believe their own rhetoric. Because of course nobody's talking about building a mosque at Ground Zero -- or even next to Ground Zero, or across the street from Ground Zero. "Mosque at Ground Zero" is a lie. It is, furthermore, an admission that these people recognize how ridiculous it would be to say what they really mean. "No mosques anywhere!" is too obviously unconstitutional. "No mosques in the Financial District!" is too obviously silly.
This is what it means to be a "conservative" in America today: You're actually willing to get yourself all worked up over **** that's not only made up, but is obviously made up. To be a "conservative" in America today is to admit to being dishonest, insane, or both.