The Most Important Questions

[Erebus]

Right, I've had enough. We've been messing about on this forum for too long. All these discussions about politics, whether women should be equal to men, whether there's a god and all the others... They're just not getting us anywhere.

It's time to answer some questions that actually matter. So, here are the rules:

1. No answers like "neither" or "both" or "that doesn't really apply to me" or any of that nonsense. These questions demand a straight, honest answer.

2. You can explain your decisions if you absolutely must, but it's not top priority.

Right then. Here we go:

1. Boxers or briefs?
2. Right or left?
3. S-konn or S-cown?
4. Boobs or butts?
5. Men or women?
6. Tea or coffee?
7. Rock or pop?
8. TV or videogames?
9. Morning or night?
10. Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings?
11. Films or books?
12. Science or history?
13. Childhood or adulthood?
14. Jam first or cream first?
15. Eating or sleeping?

*edit*
Just to clarify, no.3 is about the proper pronunciation of scone.

 

[Sunstone]

1. Boobs or butts?
   
2. Boobs or butts?
3. Boobs or butts?
   
4. Boobs or butts?

Both! But why, might I ask, did you think it was necessary to repeat yourself four times. And, also, do you have any other questions?

 

[Erebus]

Both! But why, might I ask, did you think it was necessary to repeat yourself four times. And, also, do you have any other questions?

Damn it Sunstone, you're setting a dangerous precedent of not following the rules here!

I'll let this one slide though.

Slide.

Sliiiiiiiiiideeeeeee.

 

[Godobeyer]

1. Boxers or briefs?
2. Right or left?
3. S-konn or S-cown?
4. Boobs or butts?
5. Men or women?
6. Tea or coffee?
7. Rock or pop?
8. TV or videogames?
9. Morning or night?
10. Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings?
11. Films or books?
12. Science or history?
13. Childhood or adulthood?
14. Jam first or cream first?
15. Eating or sleeping?

Which one is the importand one ?

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Right, I've had enough. We've been messing about on this forum for too long. All these discussions about politics, whether women should be equal to men, whether there's a god and all the others... They're just not getting us anywhere.

It's time to answer some questions that actually matter. So, here are the rules:

1. No answers like "neither" or "both" or "that doesn't really apply to me" or any of that nonsense. These questions demand a straight, honest answer.

2. You can explain your decisions if you absolutely must, but it's not top priority.

Right then. Here we go:

1. Boxers or briefs?
2. Right or left?
3. S-konn or S-cown?
4. Boobs or butts?
5. Men or women?
6. Tea or coffee?
7. Rock or pop?
8. TV or videogames?
9. Morning or night?
10. Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings?
11. Films or books?
12. Science or history?
13. Childhood or adulthood?
14. Jam first or cream first?
15. Eating or sleeping?

1. Boxers or briefs? Commando
   
2. Right or left? Right, unless I'm on the left...see #1
   
3. S-konn or S-cown? scown (edit) (It's spelt s-c-o-n-e but it's pronounced "Luxury-Yacht!")
   
4. Boobs or butts? The former.
   
5. Men or women? The former on the latter, but the latter on the former?
   
6. Tea or coffee? Both
   
7. Rock or pop? Jazz
   
8. TV or videogames? TV, if it works
   
9. Morning or night? Night
   
10. Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings? LOTR
    
11. Films or books? Books
    
12. Science or history? Science
    
13. Childhood or adulthood? Childhood
    
14. Jam first or cream first? Does it matter?
    
15. Eating or sleeping? Sleeping

 

[Erebus]

Which one is the importand one ?

Throw a dart.

 

[Unveiled Artist]

Dont worry. I hate when people dont follow the rules too.

Boxers or briefs?

Briefs. Girl briefs to be exact. Not as tight.

Right or left?

Right. Only because I am right handed

S-konn or S-cown?

What are these?

Boobs or butts?

Oooh. Tough decision. Ill get back to you.

Men or women?

Women of course.

Tea or coffee?

Tea.

Rock or pop?

Pop.

TV or videogames?

Video games.

Morning or night?

Night.

Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings

Harry Potter (books are good. At least the first three)

Films or books?

Books

Science or history?

History

Childhood or adulthood

Childhood

Jam first or cream first?

Jam

Eating or sleeping

Sleeping

 

[Erebus]

What are these?

In short, this is the thing that will inevitably tear England apart. Nobody has been able to agree on how to pronounce "scone" and many lives have been lost to viciously flung tea trays as a result.

 

[Skwim]

1. Boxers or briefs?
2. Right or left?
3. S-konn or S-cown? ?
   
4. Boobs or butts?
5. Men or women?
6. Tea or coffee?
7. Rock or pop? soft jazz
   
8. TV or video games?
9. Morning or night?
10. Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings?
11. Films or books?
12. Science or history?
13. Childhood or adulthood?
14. Jam first or cream first? ?
    
15. Eating or sleeping?

My list:

1. E=mc² or π ?
   
2. Chicken or beef?
   
3. Pajamas/nighty or underwear?
   
4. Butts or boobs?
   
5. Beer or liquor?
6. Forward or reserved?
   
7. Sunrises or sunsets?
   
8. Slender or fuller?
   
9. Pc or Mac?
   
10. Romance or casual?
    
11. Objective or subjective?
    
12. Bra or braless ?
    
13. Elevators or escalators?
    
14. Country or city?
    
15. Blond or brunet?
16. Church or sleep in?
    
17. Spinach or sauerkraut?
18. Being on top or on bottom?
19. Ocean or lakes?
    
20. Tattoos or no tattoos?

 

[McBell]

Boxers or briefs?

Boxer breifs

Right or left?

left

S-konn or S-cown?

scone

Boobs or butts?

butts

Men or women?

women

Tea or coffee?

coffee

Rock or pop?

rock

TV or videogames?

What good are video without the TV?

Morning or night?

night

Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings?

LotR

Films or books?

books

Science or history?

science

Childhood or adulthood?

adulthood
Well, most of the time annyway

Jam first or cream first?

um...
Obviously jam first.
After you jam enough the cream comes... (no pun intended)

Eating or sleeping?

sleeping

 

[McBell]

E=mc² or π ?

Pie.
Banana Cream pie

Chicken or beef?

Chicken (of the sea)

Pajamas/nighty or underwear?

underwear

Butts or boobs?

butts

Beer or liquor?

liquor

Forward or reserved?

forward

Sunrises or sunsets?

sunsets

Slender or fuller?

fuller

Pc or Mac?

PC

Romance or casual?

casual romantic

Objective or subjective?

subjective

Bra or braless ?

braless

Elevators or escalators?

escalators

Country or city?

country

Blond or brunet?

brunette

Church or sleep in?

sleep in

Spinach or sauerkraut?

sauerkraut

Being on top or on bottom?

bottom

Ocean or lakes?

lakes

Tattoos or no tattoos?

tattoos

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

1. E=mc² or π ? 4/3PiR3
   
2. Chicken or beef? chicken
   
3. Pajamas/nighty or underwear? pj shorts, if anything
   
4. Butts or boobs? The latter
   
5. Beer or liquor? Beer or ale
   
6. Forward or reserved? Point guard
   
7. Sunrises or sunsets? sunsets, but rises are good, too
   
8. Slender or fuller? fuller
   
9. Pc or Mac? Neither
   
10. Romance or casual? yes
    
11. Objective or subjective? subjective
    
12. Bra or braless ? I usually go without, unless my wife has something kinky planned
    
13. Elevators or escalators? elevators
    
14. Country or city? country
    
15. Blond or brunet? Redhead
    
16. Church or sleep in? Sleep in church...
    
17. Spinach or sauerkraut? spinach
    
18. Being on top or on bottom? take turns
    
19. Ocean or lakes? lakes
    
20. Tattoos or no tattoos? None

 

[Erebus]

My list:

1. E=mc² or π ?
   
2. Chicken or beef?
   
3. Pajamas/nighty or underwear?
   
4. Butts or boobs?
   
5. Beer or liquor?
6. Forward or reserved?
   
7. Sunrises or sunsets?
   
8. Slender or fuller?
   
9. Pc or Mac?
   
10. Romance or casual?
    
11. Objective or subjective?
    
12. Bra or braless ?
    
13. Elevators or escalators?
    
14. Country or city?
    
15. Blond or brunet?
16. Church or sleep in?
    
17. Spinach or sauerkraut?
18. Being on top or on bottom?
19. Ocean or lakes?
    
20. Tattoos or no tattoos?

1. Pie... yum
   
2. Chicken
   
3. underwear
   
4. Butts
   
5. Beer
6. reserved
   
7. sunsets
   
8. Slender
   
9. Pc
   
10. Romance
    
11. subjective
    
12. braless
    
13. Elevators
    
14. city
    
15. Blond
16. sleep in
    
17. sauerkraut
18. Being on top
19. lakes
    
20. Tattoos

 

[Erebus]

scone

That right there? That's pure evil.

 

[9Westy9]

Right, I've had enough. We've been messing about on this forum for too long. All these discussions about politics, whether women should be equal to men, whether there's a god and all the others... They're just not getting us anywhere.

It's time to answer some questions that actually matter. So, here are the rules:

1. No answers like "neither" or "both" or "that doesn't really apply to me" or any of that nonsense. These questions demand a straight, honest answer.

2. You can explain your decisions if you absolutely must, but it's not top priority.

Right then. Here we go:

1. Boxers or briefs?
2. Right or left?
3. S-konn or S-cown?
4. Boobs or butts?
5. Men or women?
6. Tea or coffee?
7. Rock or pop?
8. TV or videogames?
9. Morning or night?
10. Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings?
11. Films or books?
12. Science or history?
13. Childhood or adulthood?
14. Jam first or cream first?
15. Eating or sleeping?

*edit*
Just to clarify, no.3 is about the proper pronunciation of scone.

1. Briefs
2. ???
3. S-konn
4. Butts
5. ???
6. Don't like either but I'll say coffee
7. Rock is infinitely better
8. Videogames
9. Night
10. LOTR
11. Films
12. Science
13. Adulthood
14. Cream first
15. Sleeping

 

[9Westy9]

My list:

1. E=mc² or π ?
   
2. Chicken or beef?
   
3. Pajamas/nighty or underwear?
   
4. Butts or boobs?
   
5. Beer or liquor?
6. Forward or reserved?
   
7. Sunrises or sunsets?
   
8. Slender or fuller?
   
9. Pc or Mac?
   
10. Romance or casual?
    
11. Objective or subjective?
    
12. Bra or braless ?
    
13. Elevators or escalators?
    
14. Country or city?
    
15. Blond or brunet?
16. Church or sleep in?
    
17. Spinach or sauerkraut?
18. Being on top or on bottom?
19. Ocean or lakes?
    
20. Tattoos or no tattoos?

1. Pi
2. Chicken
3. Pyjamas
4. Butts
5. Liquor
6. Forward
7. Sunset
8. ???
9. PC
10. Romance???
11. Objective
12. Bra
13. Escalators
14. City
15. Brunette
16. Sleep in
17. Not sure what the second one is and haven't tried spinach
18. Bottom
19. Lakes
20. Tattoos

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I'm worried that once I put down my answers, everyone will know what is right, and just copy, but here goes.

1. Boxers or briefs? I wear jockey shorts. Like tight boxers.
2. Right or left? Right
3. S-konn or S-cown? S-konn
4. Boobs or butts? Butts
5. Men or women? Women
6. Tea or coffee? Coffee
7. Rock or pop? Rock
8. TV or videogames? Videogames
9. Morning or night? Night
10. Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings? Ugh...LoTR, but it's not really up there for me
11. Films or books? Books
12. Science or history? History
13. Childhood or adulthood? Hmm...I dunno. Adulthood
14. Jam first or cream first? Que? In what? Scones? Cream I guess.
15. Eating or sleeping? Eating

 

[Mycroft]

Right, I've had enough. We've been messing about on this forum for too long. All these discussions about politics, whether women should be equal to men, whether there's a god and all the others... They're just not getting us anywhere.

It's time to answer some questions that actually matter. So, here are the rules:

1. No answers like "neither" or "both" or "that doesn't really apply to me" or any of that nonsense. These questions demand a straight, honest answer.

2. You can explain your decisions if you absolutely must, but it's not top priority.

Right then. Here we go:

1. Boxers or briefs?
2. Right or left?
3. S-konn or S-cown?
4. Boobs or butts?
5. Men or women?
6. Tea or coffee?
7. Rock or pop?
8. TV or videogames?
9. Morning or night?
10. Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings?
11. Films or books?
12. Science or history?
13. Childhood or adulthood?
14. Jam first or cream first?
15. Eating or sleeping?

*edit*
Just to clarify, no.3 is about the proper pronunciation of scone.

Australisn replace 12. with 'End the sentence, up or down?'

 

[McBell]

That right there? That's pure evil.

It takes quite a few filters to get evil pure...