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The Onion buys Infowars.

fantome profane

fantome profane

Anti-Woke = Anti-Justice
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fantome profane

fantome profane

Anti-Woke = Anti-Justice
Premium Member
“No price would be too high for such a cornucopia of malleable assets and minds,” said the post. “And yet, in a stroke of good fortune, a formidable special interest group has outwitted the hapless owner of InfoWars (a forgettable man with an already-forgotten name) and forced him to sell it at a steep bargain: less than one trillion dollars.”






Reminds me, I went out for breakfast yesterday. The check came in at less than one trillion dollars (including a generous tip). Good deal.
 
crossfire

crossfire

LHP Mercuræn Feminist Heretic Bully ☿
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Hahahaha! Perfect.

From the AP article:
Ben Collins, CEO of The Onion’s parent company, Global Tetrahedron, told The Associated Press in a video interview that it plans to relaunch the Infowars website in January with satire aimed at conspiracy theorists and right-wing personalities, as well as educational information about gun violence prevention from Everytown for Gun Safety. Collins joked that The Onion’s bid was $1 trillion but would not disclose the actual amount.​
 
The Hammer

The Hammer

Skald
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fantome profane said:
I double and triple checked, this really happened.

apnews.com

Satire publication The Onion buys Alex Jones' Infowars at auction with Sandy Hook families' backing

The satirical news publication The Onion has bought Alex Jones’ Infowars at a bankruptcy auction with the backing of families of victims of the Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting.
apnews.com apnews.com


I expect more accurate truthful news from The Onion than any of the garbage that ever came from Infowars.
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Aah! I was just gonna post about this wonderful turn of events. Hilarious
 
tytlyf

tytlyf

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Back in the day, InfoWars was some of the most radical media around.
Now that type of media is mainstream for conservatives.
It's a good example to show how far off the rails conservatives have become. America is suffering for it.
 
fantome profane

fantome profane

Anti-Woke = Anti-Justice
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Wirey said:
The best part of this is knowing that somewhere, Alex Jones is aware he's a failure. That fat bloviating windbag deserves all the pain life can throw at him.
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The best part is they didn't just get a studio and a bunch or equipment or fake supplement pills. They got the brand "InfoWars". And they can use that name to put out hilarious parody stories making fun of Trump, and Jones, and all the rest of the crew.

I am looking forward to that.
 
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Guitar's Cry

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