The Orlando Shootings: Help Wirey

[Burl]

It was 'off-the-cuff' humor for Wirey's benefit. Let's help him with a ''valueless little pecker' joke:

A Sikh, a Hindu and a valueless little pecker enter a restaurant.
The Sikh says "Give me the House Curry please."
The Hindu says " I'll have the same."
And the valueless little pecker says "Give me a Bengali Tiger, a pink squirrel and a tu-tu."

 

[jeager106]

Awww, everyone serious needs to lighten up.

 

[columbus]

Awww, everyone serious needs to lighten up.

You don't know Wirey very well. Your loss.
Tom

 

[Palehorse]

Yeah...laughter can be the best medicine...espeacially in these days...

 

[Burl]

We're all "valueless little peckers" in someone else's perspective, religious or otherwise.

 

[jeager106]

A homosexual and a belligerant Irishman walk into a bar.


The Mick says "Gimme a Harp!" and the homo says "You'll believe you've gone to heaven after I fight you for your peanuts."

Don't "get" it?

Pee nuts. **** + balls = pee nuts. Guys with #### pee and have gonads thus pee nuts.
Harp is obviously beer. The instrument "harp" is cliche for when one goes to heaven
and becomes an angel that plays a harp for "god"> ( I guess?)
I suppose I'm in dutch with the staff now.
http://biblehub.com/revelation/14-2.htm
this shows images of playing the harp and quotes
Christian Biblical Scripture about harp playing in heaven, etc.

 

[Palehorse]

Homosexuals are in my family also...just part of the times...But the human race cannot reproduce that way...something is wrong.

 

[jeager106]

You don't know Wirey very well. Your loss.
Tom

Many don't know me very well and I feel sorry for those that don't.
That is a serious loss to all.
(yuk. Can't believe I actually said that, joking or not!)

 

[Burl]

The Harp beer sign was added for the benefit of our Eastern brethren.

 

[jeager106]

Homosexuals are in my family also...just part of the times...But the human race cannot reproduce that way...something is wrong.

Being heterosexual I don't get what a man see's in another mans brown round either.
It's disgusting to me.
Still I accept life on life's terms and don't judge what I don't understand or agree with.
Is homosexuality a choice because a man (or woman) tried it and liked it, or is it
not a choice?
I dunno but I judge not.
Never went there, never will.
Me like 'em girls.
Just ask how many ladies still pine over loosing the almighty me.
( Cheesh. That even made ME sick!)

 

[Burl]

Homosexuals are in my family also...just part of the times...But the human race cannot reproduce that way...something is wrong.

Avenues of entertainment are varied; Can we stop people from fighting, for example?

 

[Palehorse]

People will stop fighting when they realize there actually is a hell. The earth will sleep for 3 days...or something like that. Killing is wrong.

 

[columbus]

I suppose I'm in dutch with the staff now.

Well, for once it won't be me.
Nice change of pace.
Tom

 

[Burl]

Killing is wrong.

So you wouldn't shoot a murderer who is about to harm your family. You're in the minority.

 

[Palehorse]

So you wouldn't shoot a murderer who is about to harm your family. You're in the minority.

All depends whos dream they are following. And were all following the dream of GOD.

 

[Burl]

God grants 'The Adversary' authority to tempt us by way of our emotional attachments.

 

[Palehorse]

Emotions are of the heart and seed...seed is being sifted like wheat. Hearts are becoming pillars of salt. All lives matter.

 

[columbus]

Homosexuals are in my family also...just part of the times...But the human race cannot reproduce that way...something is wrong.

And the Lord said:
Oy Vey! Enough with the be fruitful and multiply already. Seven billion! Stop it.
I am going to make homosexuality.
And He saw that it was good.

But the people were hard hearted. "That's not what Moses said." The Lord was vexed. Slow to anger, he gave the people another chance to get over themselves...


Tom

 

[Palehorse]

And He saw that it was good.

Alot of people confuse GOD with "He". He has a purpose GOD created He. Genesis is very difficult to understand. I aint preaching here I am just sharing my interpretation, I find truth in the bibles not the bible.

 

[jeager106]

People will stop fighting when they realize there actually is a hell. The earth will sleep for 3 days...or something like that. Killing is wrong.

Show me (and others) why there is a literal hell.
Never mind. Sorry. This subject has been beat to death here.
'Splain earth sleeps for 3 days please.