The Orlando Shootings: Help Wirey

[jeager106]

So you wouldn't shoot a murderer who is about to harm your family. You're in the minority.

Ohhhhhh my. IN A HEARTBEAT I would!
When I was a cop a stupid butt wipe threatened to "get" my family.
I shoved my pistol way down his throat and...............well you get the picture.
His tonsils bled!

 

[Palehorse]

'Splain earth sleeps for 3 days please.

Study Bible
Michael's Deliverance and the End Times
1"Now at that time Michael, the great prince who stands guard over the sons of your people, will arise. And there will be a time of distress such as never occurred since there was a nation until that time; and at that time your people, everyone who is found written in the book, will be rescued. 2"Many of those who sleep in the dust of the ground will awake, these to everlasting life, but the others to disgrace and everlasting contempt. 3"Those who have insight will shine brightly like the brightness of the expanse of heaven, and those who lead the many to righteousness, like the stars forever and ever.…
New American Standard Bible

This is somebody elses interpretation...but it aint hard to use common sense and paint a picture...I think people will just basically fall in line and have to listen to people who are closer to GOD than others...

 

[jeager106]

Common sense isn't very common.
Sadly.
I see no reference to the 3 days comment though.

 

[jeager106]

Hummmm>
What does this mean?
I copied it from another site.

mass shootings under the last 5 administrations:
Reagan, 11
Bush, 12
Clinton, 23
Bush, 16
Obama, 162
is there any explanation for this ?

if gun control works Chicago......... would be like Mayberry !

gun control will lower crime rates like Obamacare lowered health premiums!!!!

So gun control works hey?

My idea of gun control.
Being able to hit your target.

I'd never hurt anyone that wasn't hurting me or an innocent person.

 

[columbus]

mass shootings under the last 5 administrations:
Reagan, 11
Bush, 12
Clinton, 23
Bush, 16
Obama, 162
is there any explanation for this ?

Bush administration policies resulted in a dramatic increase in violence in the USA?
Tom

 

[jeager106]

Dolores and I were watching more news of this horrid hate crime.
Her adult grandson is gay and lives there.
He wasn't in that club as far as we know.
My A.A. sponsor is openly gay and I love him in the agape sense.
Do you think I care one damned bit about his sexual preferences?

 

[jeager106]

Bush administration policies resulted in a dramatic increase in violence in the USA?
Tom

Sure don't look like it.
Under Bush.
Corporate profits have nearly tripled, and stock prices have soared.

Under bam-bam
The number of Americans receiving food stamps remains 45 percent higher than when the president first took office (Ombama), and the rate of home ownership has dropped by 3.2 percentage points, to the lowest point in nearly 20 years.
The average premium for a benchmark “silver” health plan in the Obamacare marketplaces rose only 2 percent this year, and consumers had more plans from which to choose. But the tax penalty for going without insurance will double.

From a strictly economic stance it makes MORE SENSE to go on welfare and food
stamps, get a nice home at almost no cost, no need to pay for utilities and live and eat better than many who work for a living and pay taxes to support those that do not.
Taxpayers foot the bill for food stamps, utilities, homes, etc.
Welfare has been a way of life for "disadvantaged" folks.
Hell, why work?
Liberals LOVE giving away free stuff. It buys votes don'cha'know?

Hummmmmmmmmmm?????????????

I knew a white man who claimed disability because he was fat.
He drives a NEW loaded Ford F-150 that he gets every two years and he and his
family of bums eat out all the time.
He openly brags that he doesn't need a job. Why work?

Fact is I AM disabled but NOT on the dole from taxpayers.
MY disability pays me from MY insurance that I PAID for out of pocket.
Yes some is from civil service because I'm a disabled cop.
But bear in mind that we cops PAY into our health plan from our wages.
Good on me that after I was disabled as a cop I did physical rehab for NINE
grueling months and then went to school, earned my 2 degrees and got a
job at G.M. and WORKED some more.
Thank you Ohio Workers Comp for helping me "rehab" back into the WORK FORCE.
WORK YOU SEE.
There is DIGNITY in work.
Fact: I had to borrow $10 grand to buy the balance of my accumulated sick
time so I could get civil service benefits.
Complicate system but you get the point I think.

 

[jeager106]

Long diatribe what?^^^^^^^^^

 

[columbus]

Long diatribe what?^^^^^^^^^

Long derailment of the thread, to be more precise. I'd be happy to engage, but not here.
Tom

 

[jeager106]

Long derailment of the thread, to be more precise. I'd be happy to engage, but not here.
Tom

Ohhh, sorry. Sincere about that. I let my mouth run through my typing.

 

[columbus]

Ohhh, sorry. Sincere about that. I let my mouth run through my typing.

You are forgiven.

This thread is intended to make fun of @Wirey and his proclivity for talking about homosexuality.

So let's discuss his use of the term "would take a bullet" for his lesbian daughter. Everyone knows that guns and bullets are Freudian metaphors for penises. Is Wirey calling for help from gay male doms in the only way he knows how?

No, No, not my daughter! Me!

Tom

 

[jeager106]

O.M.G. I can't believe you posted that.

HEY! It's o.k. it's ART.
How'd the artist paint a picture of me?
Frankly I believe Freud had a sexual identity issue problem.

 

[Wu Wei]

What does any of this have to do with telling Wirey to shut his pie hole and stop being stupid.... there...glad I got that out of my system

Hopefully that was mean enough for Wirey.... but if not...let me know and I will happily kick it up to the level of my B game

 

[jeager106]

Can we share asides on 'valueless little peckers'?

At the age of nearly 70 I can get the gist of that statement.

 

[Burl]

At the age of nearly 70 I can get the gist of that statement.

We overcome our shortcomings thru lip service.../joke

(it took me days to come up with that)

 

[lewisnotmiller]

So since the Orlando shooting I’ve been thinking about Marc Lepine. For those of you who don’t know who he was, he was a maggoty little reprobate who, because he hated women, went in Ecole Polytechnique de Montreal on December 6, 1989, and murdered 14 women students who he claimed were stealing jobs that were traditionally male. In Canada, it was big news. It also started a conversation about misogyny, and how seemingly innocuous jokes and remarks reinforced the idea that women were somehow less valuable than men, a patently foolish idea, but one that still never got through to Lepine.

After the shooting I took a long look at my wife, my three year old and new born daughters, and the world I was building for them. I decided then that I would never again partake in humour specifically designed to ridicule or minimize women. I know I joke around a lot with the RF ladies (how you doin’), but I also hope it’s apparent that I try to do it respectfully. I’ll fake hit on them, or claim I have a rash, but I never, ever denigrate women as a group. It would be wrong and I like being on the moral high ground.

And now this valueless little pecker shot up a night club because he didn’t like gay people. I’ve told gay jokes, never meaning any harm by it. Hell, my oldest daughter turned out to be a lesbian and I’d happily take a bullet for her. But you know what, for all the true homophobes out there, I accidently reinforced their hatred. My jokes may have let someone who is truly, damagingly homophobic feel like his stupidity was acceptable, was somehow main stream. I may have accidently encouraged someone like the Orlando shooter, after I swore to myself that would never do that to women. If I can’t treat all people exactly the same, what does that say about me?

So, here I am asking you to do me a favour and help me out. I swear from this moment going forward, I will never again tell a joke that uses homosexuality as a punch line, and I won’t allow anyone who tells me one to go unchallenged. If you catch me slipping or doing or saying anything that could be construed as homophobia, please call me out on it in the meanest possible manner. Thanks.

If you go and start being a better person, then I'm gonna feel compelled to do the same. Do you really want to be responsible for that?

 

[Revoltingest]

So since the Orlando shooting I’ve been thinking about Marc Lepine. For those of you who don’t know who he was, he was a maggoty little reprobate who, because he hated women, went in Ecole Polytechnique de Montreal on December 6, 1989, and murdered 14 women students who he claimed were stealing jobs that were traditionally male. In Canada, it was big news. It also started a conversation about misogyny, and how seemingly innocuous jokes and remarks reinforced the idea that women were somehow less valuable than men, a patently foolish idea, but one that still never got through to Lepine.

After the shooting I took a long look at my wife, my three year old and new born daughters, and the world I was building for them. I decided then that I would never again partake in humour specifically designed to ridicule or minimize women. I know I joke around a lot with the RF ladies (how you doin’), but I also hope it’s apparent that I try to do it respectfully. I’ll fake hit on them, or claim I have a rash, but I never, ever denigrate women as a group. It would be wrong and I like being on the moral high ground.

And now this valueless little pecker shot up a night club because he didn’t like gay people. I’ve told gay jokes, never meaning any harm by it. Hell, my oldest daughter turned out to be a lesbian and I’d happily take a bullet for her. But you know what, for all the true homophobes out there, I accidently reinforced their hatred. My jokes may have let someone who is truly, damagingly homophobic feel like his stupidity was acceptable, was somehow main stream. I may have accidently encouraged someone like the Orlando shooter, after I swore to myself that would never do that to women. If I can’t treat all people exactly the same, what does that say about me?

So, here I am asking you to do me a favour and help me out. I swear from this moment going forward, I will never again tell a joke that uses homosexuality as a punch line, and I won’t allow anyone who tells me one to go unchallenged. If you catch me slipping or doing or saying anything that could be construed as homophobia, please call me out on it in the meanest possible manner. Thanks.

Oh, lighten up....a politically correct Wirey threatens all that is good & decent in the world.

 

[LimeDragon99]

Check Your Privilege!
You might think that being a white cismale heterosexual with money means that your opinions matter. But not all of us do. Most people don't pay any attention to you at all.
I only know of four. Mrs. Wirey, Rev, Buttercup, and sometimes me. Even your kids don't usually, you know what I'm talking about.

So, how about you go back to your crudely inclusive, fartist, ways and stop expecting the rest of us to improve you? We don't have time for that. FRANKly...
No, I'm just not going there...

Tom

Well that was racist and hetrophobic. Feminist much?

Also personally I sexual identify as a attack helicoptor and woodsexual and I find this offensive.

 

[Wu Wei]

Oh, lighten up....a politically correct Wirey threatens all that is good & decent in the world.

no, don't think that is a threat to all that is good a decent.... but it may be a threat to the fabric of the universe.... or possibly one of the signs of the apocalypse..... besides..I Do so enjoy telling Wirey to shut his pie hole... but then I enjoy telling you the same thing...... so shut your pie hole.....

 

[Revoltingest]

no, don't think that is a threat to all that is good a decent.... but it may be a threat to the fabric of the universe.... or possibly one of the signs of the apocalypse..... besides..I Do so enjoy telling Wirey to shut his pie hole... but then I enjoy telling you the same thing...... so shut your pie hole.....

I could use some pie.
Do you have any?
Surely, there must be one in those many stolen pickanick baskets.