MaddLlama
Obstructor of justice
It has come to my attention that this song is actually a re-write of a song by ReliantK, which was a rewrite of a song in a VeggieTales movie. If anyone knows if VeggieTales got it from somewhere else, I'd like to know. This is a great song
In nay case, the song was rewritten by some of my buddies who have a band at the Ren Faire, so I thought I would post it (they also do a version of "The Only Gay Eskimo")
YouTube - NYRF 2007 - Fool's Fyre: The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything
YouTube - Bounty Hunters Who Don't Do Anything (the ReliantK version feat Cowboy Bebop, for those interested)
We are the pirates who don't do anything
We just stay at home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you we don't do anything
Well I've never been to Greenland
And I've never been to Iceland
And I've never buried treasure on an island or at all
And I've never been to Moscow
And I've never been to Paris
And I've never been to London in the fall
We are the pirates who don't do anything
We just stay at home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you we don't do anything
Well I've never hoisted the main stay
And I've never swabbed the poop deck
And I've never veered to starboard 'cause I've never sailed at all
I've never walked the gang plank
And I've never owned a parrot,
And I've never been to London in the fall
We are the pirates who don't do anything
We just stay at home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you we don't do anything
Well I've never plucked a rooster
And I'm not too good at ping pong
And I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against a wall
I've never kissed a chipmunk
And I've never gotten head lice
And I've never been to London in the fall
We are the pirates who don't do anything
We just stay at home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you we don't do anything
Well I've never licked an iceberg
And I've never ate in Hamburg
And I've never painted daisies on a big ol' cannon ball
I've never bathed in yogurt
And I don't look good in leggings
And I've never been to London in the fall
We are the pirates who don't do anything
We just stay at home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you we don't do anything
In nay case, the song was rewritten by some of my buddies who have a band at the Ren Faire, so I thought I would post it (they also do a version of "The Only Gay Eskimo")
YouTube - NYRF 2007 - Fool's Fyre: The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything
YouTube - Bounty Hunters Who Don't Do Anything (the ReliantK version feat Cowboy Bebop, for those interested)
We are the pirates who don't do anything
We just stay at home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you we don't do anything
Well I've never been to Greenland
And I've never been to Iceland
And I've never buried treasure on an island or at all
And I've never been to Moscow
And I've never been to Paris
And I've never been to London in the fall
We are the pirates who don't do anything
We just stay at home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you we don't do anything
Well I've never hoisted the main stay
And I've never swabbed the poop deck
And I've never veered to starboard 'cause I've never sailed at all
I've never walked the gang plank
And I've never owned a parrot,
And I've never been to London in the fall
We are the pirates who don't do anything
We just stay at home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you we don't do anything
Well I've never plucked a rooster
And I'm not too good at ping pong
And I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against a wall
I've never kissed a chipmunk
And I've never gotten head lice
And I've never been to London in the fall
We are the pirates who don't do anything
We just stay at home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you we don't do anything
Well I've never licked an iceberg
And I've never ate in Hamburg
And I've never painted daisies on a big ol' cannon ball
I've never bathed in yogurt
And I don't look good in leggings
And I've never been to London in the fall
We are the pirates who don't do anything
We just stay at home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you we don't do anything