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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!
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Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I noticed the "family friendly" Redneck Rave is coming around again this year. And for a "family friendly" event, it's not unusual for someone to die at this event.
The very "not family friendly" Outhouse parties I go to, complete with live music and tons of booz and drugs, and no one has ever died.
Thus "sex, drugs, & rock 'n roll" will not kill you and pose any danger or threat (except a nasty hangover in the morning). However, this "family" thing, this most dreadful and deadly thing, it will kill you. Don't dance around the bon fire sober....do it **** faced wasted!
The very "not family friendly" Outhouse parties I go to, complete with live music and tons of booz and drugs, and no one has ever died.
Thus "sex, drugs, & rock 'n roll" will not kill you and pose any danger or threat (except a nasty hangover in the morning). However, this "family" thing, this most dreadful and deadly thing, it will kill you. Don't dance around the bon fire sober....do it **** faced wasted!
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
No bowel pains...how great that would be, lol.You could be like...
But after spending maybe an hour or two last night feeling like my stomach was going to blow up, I had about an hour of "tuba blast" farts that brought pain and relief.
Without audio, how can we believe you?
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Unless you like hearing the soft whimpers of a girl in agony, it wouldn't be very exciting. But wait long enough, and you'll be surprised there wasn't much more audible sounds of agonizing pain than there would be. And then a very loud sigh of relief after about the third or fourth one, when my belly still hurt abit but had about 100 PSI less gas in it and feeling well enough for me to sleep.
And then by that point you'd be hearing my mom snoring, no joke.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
My larp crew, honestly, when it comes to combat sucks. Three of them have yet to last longer than 30 seconds with me and only one has managed to land one hit on me (and it was the side of her sword with a rubber/plastic coat on it smacking good, hard, and loud on my bare arm skin). The other one, we're pretty much blow-for-blow evenly matched. But all four of them smoke, and are winded long before I am.
To hear whimpering in agony is only enjoyable when crushing
me enemies & drive'n them before me. So I will pass.
Posting pale imitations of classic cartoons is failure!
Here is some therapy for those who endured your abomination....
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
You really should watch that version of the classic cartoon, surprisingly it was rather good. So looking at things with an open mind is the way of the winner...looking at things with a closed mind is simply a losing proposition all the way around
And I did make...and eat a rather yummy Yogurt Parfait so I win twice as much
You're losing in the wrong thread, Yogi!
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Nope I am not in the wrong thread, you brought up failure you close minded, forgetful, old retired geezer.... and I also know this is not the insult thread too...I just felt like being a rebel this morning and not following the herd
Your shoelace is untied.
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Oh thanks....wait a minute.... I'm not wearing any shoes
Made you look!
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