The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Wu Wei]

 

[DavidFirth]

Only until 11:34.
Don't ask me why...I don't make the rules.

Wu Wei makes the rules. That explains it...

 

[Wu Wei]

Rule number 1; Don't poke the bear
Rule number 2, please refer to rule number 1
Rule number 3; There is no rule number 3

 

[Revoltingest]

A talking rug!

 

[DavidFirth]

Sounds like the army.

Rule #1: The sergeant is always right.
Rule #2: If the sergeant is wrong refer back to Rule #1.

 

[Wu Wei]

A talking rug!

Yeah that's getting old when thief says it too...lacking any imagination and now you are letting your lack of imagination and originality show.... or is it that you are a "follower" of thief...ya walking appetizer

 

[Revoltingest]

Thief is one of the most brilliant, eloquent, learned & original posters on RF.
I hope he wears a hat outdoors. A brain like that should be kept out of the sun.

 

[Wu Wei]

Thief is one of the most brilliant, eloquent, learned & original posters on RF.
I hope he wears a hat outdoors. A brain like that should be kept out of the sun.

You drank the cool aide and thief's party...didn't you.... we all told you not to...but you went and did it anyways.......

 

[Revoltingest]

You drank the cool aide and thief's party...didn't you.... we all told you not to...but you went and did it anyways.......

I didn't see you offering refreshing beverages.

 

[Wu Wei]

I didn't see you offering refreshing beverages.

I offered water..... Fuji water actually..... that's refreshing....

 

[DavidFirth]

I offered water..... Fuji water actually..... that's refreshing....

But he offered beer!

 

[Wirey]

My feet are pretty tender. I hate new work boots.

 

[Wu Wei]

But he offered beer!

Yes he did, but it was cool aide made with seltzer

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I found out today at the doctor's I have scabies. Now, how exactly I got them is a mystery to me, since I don't touch people, haven't been in close contact with anyone, but somehow I got them. And now my skin feels like I have crawlies all over it.

 

[Revoltingest]

I found out today at the doctor's I have scabies. Now, how exactly I got them is a mystery to me, since I don't touch people, haven't been in close contact with anyone, but somehow I got them. And now my skin feels like I have crawlies all over it.

Better scabies than babies or rabies.

 

[Wu Wei]

 

[Wu Wei]

I should not have eaten that....

 

[Wirey]

Better scabies than babies or rabies.

If you had a baby with rabies, how would you tell? More drool?

 

[Wu Wei]

I just finished an Americano

 

[sun rise]

Well....... I got nothin'

Porgy and Bess!

"I Got Plenty O' Nuttin'"

I got plenty of nothing
And nothing's plenty for me