The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Wu Wei]

To Microsoft

 

[Brickjectivity]

You've been Microsaulted!

 

[RoseKnows]

Little announcement, as of right now i still have a pulse and am, in fact, breathing.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I had an interesting though/epic moment of d'oh today. While walking through the local Y, where there is a day care and preschool, I heard some of the little hellions wailing, and said to myself "there is no way in hell I'd ever want to work with kids." And then in my mind my palm was face palming through my face.

 

[illykitty]

Going to the doctor tomorrow, hopefully she has the blood test results. I'm fed up with being so sickly, I want to know what's wrong so I can take steps to get better. So I hope she's able to tell me if I'm celiac or not and see what the next steps might be.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

We're coming with a gigantic political rotorooter truck for the stuck pie holes in Washington DC. Plumbing will be unstuck and pipes made clean as new fallen snow.

Buddy, we could use a man like Lyndon Johnson again!

Hmmm. That didn't appear under the one I was aiming at...kind of reduces the value of the joke there...

 

[sun rise]

Little announcement, as of right now i still have a pulse and am, in fact, breathing.

That's a relief. We have enough undead here and don't need any more.

I had an interesting though/epic moment of d'oh today. While walking through the local Y, where there is a day care and preschool, I heard some of the little hellions wailing, and said to myself "there is no way in hell I'd ever want to work with kids." And then in my mind my palm was face palming through my face.

I remember wise words I was once told something like - "never say never because never comes to all".

Going to the doctor tomorrow, hopefully she has the blood test results. I'm fed up with being so sickly, I want to know what's wrong so I can take steps to get better. So I hope she's able to tell me if I'm celiac or not and see what the next steps might be.

Given that my wife went through a "medical" year problems, I know from clear, second hand experience that not knowing s***s.

 

[savagewind]

There seems to be a lot of new people on the forum.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I remember wise words I was once told something like - "never say never because never comes to all".

But I didn't say never...

 

[sun rise]

But I didn't say never...

Then you are wiser than I was when I said "never" only to have "never" happen all too quickly.

 

[Brickjectivity]

There seems to be a lot of new people on the forum.

Its cray cray.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Then you are wiser than I was when I said "never" only to have "never" happen all too quickly.

All I said, asked, rather, was "what would Bael do?" Bael being short for Baelgorath, my LARP character's name. It turns out acting Machiavellian in a job interview can pay off. I don't like kids though. But, now that I'll be able to put down having experience in the field, it will up my chances significantly when I apply for the master's program. Good thing I view uncomfortable experiences as gainful, except people touching me makes me want to jump out of my skin (that I probably will not allow, because even larping someone touching me makes me cringe).

 

[columbus]

You've been Microsaulted!

OMG!!!!

Did @sunrise123 and @icehorse have a baby?
Tom

 

[Revoltingest]

And my political thought for today

How does hoarding cash harm anyone?

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I had a stream of plasma discharge from one of the holes of my nipple piercing.
(how's that for random?)

 

[Revoltingest]

Random and ew.

 

[sun rise]

I won't confirm that it's on my bookshelf and I consult it quite often, as often as a strict religionist consults his or her prime scripture.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I find it amusing that at the office I'm apparently the only person the printer will cooperate with. I walk up to it, put in my login stuff, release the print jobs, and it prints for me, to the dismay who have been complaining it's not working and/or waiting for their own stuff to be printed.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

There is a church around here with a sign that says "I'm also making a list and checking it twice. -God" I wonder, if god is omniscient, why would he have to check his list twice? It seems to me that if god can make a typo, he ain't perfect. At least Santa has diabetes (presumably, given his morbid obesity and diet of cookies and milk and having a slave labor force doing all the work for him) to give him an excuse.

 

[Wu Wei]

Welcome to the first day of winter...21F here with a storm on the way for tomorrow and Saturday.... and with that.....I shall try to stay awake for the winter