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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

Shadow Wolf

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
So, this Bible thumping weirdo of a client I have was kicked out a CVS and is not allowed back in. According to him they ridiculed him and asked him mockingly "I bet you're saved, aren't you," and he replied "that's for god to decide" and things fell apart from there. According to the CVS general manager--who didn't even have to think for a second to recall his name or the incident--he got pretty ****ty with them, and even after they called the police my client made some ****ty calls to them, and he's free to discuss the issue with the county prosecutor if he wants the no trespassing order against him dropped, but she doesn't think that will ever happen. When I again asked my client about it, "I'm never going back to those hypocrites" is all he would say.
So, I, "Ms. Devil Worshiper," get to talk to him about "what would Jesus do" next time I see him. And calling them hypocrites and lying by omission and saying "of ****ing well" about the whole situation, that definitely isn't something his messiah would be doing.
I also wondered, for like a minute, as I was writing my note that I was not capitalizing god when I was quoting my client, and wondered what others would think about that since the norm is to capitalize it. But then I doubted anyone would even notice it or care to notice or wonder about it because the grammar of some of my coworkers is absolutely atrocious.
 
Shadow Wolf

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Another client, it's been like pulling teeth to get him to want to show up, but now that he knows my idea is to help him with his problems and obtaining community resources, he's all for showing up and eager to meet again next week. Two child client's, every day it becomes clear to me that their mom and step-dad have way more problems than they do. And this new client I just got, I planned on just calling him and scheduling an appointment. He rambled on long enough that the "hi! when you wanna meet? bye" call turned into a long-enough-to-be-billed session.
So much for today being a long boring day. My head's spinning, and though "drowning in my own snot" has been on my list of things to do since about 11:30 or so, I haven't got to actually get to doing that yet.
 
savagewind

savagewind

Veteran Member
Premium Member
Revoltingest said:
We're....they're terrible.
But those kids were just reading a script written by some adult...who was once a boy.
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Really? I mean, was it just a joke? How do you know? I know for a fact that truth is stranger than fiction. But, you are saying that video is fiction. Right?
 
Revoltingest

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
savagewind said:
Really? I mean, was it just a joke? How do you know? I know for a fact that truth is stranger than fiction. But, you are saying that video is fiction. Right?
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It's The Onion.
Yes, it's entirely fictional.

Here's another one which looked so real that some animal rights activists became outraged.....
 
C

columbus

yawn <ignore> yawn
savagewind said:
I hate boys.
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Perhaps you've just never gotten ahold of a good one?
They're really fun.

A bit like cars though, you don't just buy a used one without getting it checked out by a disinterested third party or taking it for a long and thorough test drive.
;)
Tom
 
C

columbus

yawn <ignore> yawn
savagewind said:
Really? I mean, was it just a joke? How do you know? I know for a fact that truth is stranger than fiction. But, you are saying that video is fiction. Right?
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As a very experienced boy, lemme tell ya. Yeah, it was staged. Those boys wouldn't have been able to talk after the host said "disrobed" out loud on camera.
Tom
 
Wu Wei

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Well that was not fun....... did not enjoy that at all......just not feeling well...again...
 
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