The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[sun rise]

It's in your closet, staring at you as you sleep.

And taking notes.

 

[Wu Wei]

It's in your closet, staring at you as you sleep.

And taking notes.

woopy doopy who cares big deal......just means a bigger breakfast for the bear

 

[Shadow Wolf]

woopy doopy who cares big deal......just means a bigger breakfast for the bear

Now it stands behind you, mocking your efforts to eat it for breakfast.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

"Mr. Doucher" should quit acting like a douche, especially on the phone where you are just your regular plain first name to him, he announces himself as "Mr. Doucheasaur."
And because "Mr. Douche Bag" lead me into a HIPAA violation, I doubt I ever like him.

 

[savagewind]

Sometimes the cat goes ninja at me and I don't know why. She got me this time.

 

[Revoltingest]

*sigh* Truly, you must unlock the full potential of the cheeseburger. From nacho cheese to taco cheese to muenster cheese to swiss and colby-jack and pepper jack, the cheeseburger is too dynamic to limit to one cheese.

Have you ever had blue cheese on a burger?

 

[Rough Beast Sloucher]

Have you ever had blue cheese on a burger?

I knew of a place - out of business now - that made various exotic burgers including one with crumbled blue cheese on it.

 

[Revoltingest]

I knew of a place - out of business now - that made various exotic burgers including one with crumbled blue cheese on it.

Some places advertise blue cheese, but it's only salad dressing.
Never ever allow them to serve you such an abomination.

 

[Rough Beast Sloucher]

Some places advertise blue cheese, but it's only salad dressing.
Never ever allow them to serve you such an abomination.

This was real crumbled blue cheese, added after cooking, not melted on at the end like American 'cheese'.

 

[Wu Wei]

I like cheese.... a lot...this is why I do not eat it often.....

 

[Wu Wei]

Bought a new fridge in February
It was delivered the end of February
It had a broken handle...right out of the box
1) Called the company and was informed they would call me back in 3 days to set up the repair (I said, just send me the handle and I will fix it myself)
Three days passed
2) Day 4 - Called the company and was informed they would call me back in 3 days to set up the repair (I said, just send me the handle and I will fix it myself)
Three days passed
3) day 9 - Called the company - this time was told I need to talk to a tech advisor...who was not in...call back tomorrow
4) Tomorrow never comes, but I called back the next day... tech advisor still not there, but they would handle the situation and it would get fixed and I would get my handle,,they'd call back in 3 days
4 days later still no call
5) Called company..... told they could not talk to me because my name is not on the order.....yeah...I lost it.... demanded a supervisor....who got me to a tech advisor who claimed he got it all set now...no problems...call me in 3 days....I told them I am willing to bet I am gong to be able to say this is my 6th call in 4 days...

4 days pass...I get a call...from a company that is going to show up to replace the handle.... in a week.

Today is the day..... it is going to get fixed.....
Tech calls me and wants to know how it was broken...which handle is it..... when it was delivered...... is it under warranty.....so basically he is entirely clueless as to the situation...including the model of the fridge...yeah...I lost it..... he was gong to check with his office and call me back...... still waiting

I just sicced Mrs. Wu on the company.... they know not what they have done......

 

[Revoltingest]

I just sicced Mrs. Wu on the company.... they know not what they have done......

Imagine an entire country filled with such people?

 

[Wu Wei]

Imagine an entire country filled with such people?

actually...at this point...that is pretty easy to imagine....

Tech called...... doesn't have the part....... has to order it and reschedule......but at least he did not tell me he would call me back in 3 days

 

[sun rise]

Sometimes the cat goes ninja at me and I don't know why. She got me this time.

They never tell you what you did wrong.

 

[sun rise]

Today should be a good day. More or less. Perhaps less.

 

[Wu Wei]

I think congratulations are at hand for the bear...it appears...on another forum...I have my own...personal...stalker/troll...doesn't matter what I say or how may agree with me...he/she goes after what I post.....been on that forum for a very long time and this is the first time this has happened...I feel honored that I am that important to a complete stranger without a name or a face

 

[Rough Beast Sloucher]

I think congratulations are at hand for the bear...it appears...on another forum...I have my own...personal...stalker/troll...doesn't matter what I say or how may agree with me...he/she goes after what I post.....been on that forum for a very long time and this is the first time this has happened...I feel honored that I am that important to a complete stranger without a name or a face

Is this maybe the face?

 

[Wu Wei]

Is this maybe the face?

Don't know...could be.....but I like to think so

 

[Revoltingest]

I think congratulations are at hand for the bear...it appears...on another forum...I have my own...personal...stalker/troll...doesn't matter what I say or how may agree with me...he/she goes after what I post.....been on that forum for a very long time and this is the first time this has happened...I feel honored that I am that important to a complete stranger without a name or a face

Well now I need to visit that forum.
Give us the info so that we can enjoy your horror.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Have you ever had blue cheese on a burger?

Nope. And even if I had, taco burgers, bbq burgers, nacho burgers, and curry burgers would still all exist and require varying cheeses.