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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

beenherebeforeagain

Rogue Animist
Premium Member
it's November 24. It was quite pleasant to sit out on the porch Thursday. I killed a mosquito today, and we've had moths and other bugs flying around the outside lights last night and tonight. It's been so warm that the lawn has been growing again...That will change tomorrow night, but still....
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I went to a concert tonight. Songs were played that got the band banned from several venues and entire cities (Bill Maher is politically incorrect - these guys are something entirely different).
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
It depends from where one buys. Some are terrible but others are quite good, honestly, albeit more money.
The more common ones here I think are really just brown chalk that's crushed, moistened, mushed together, shaped, and then a few chemicals added to keep the chalk soft and holding together.
 

Wirey

Fartist
I just got the weirdest job offer ever. I’m an electrical guy, and I just got asked to manage the used car division of a local car dealership.
 

columbus

yawn <ignore> yawn
Shouldn't be called chocolate? (assuming you have the same cheap rubbish we have across the pond)
Not all of them, although I wouldn't bother most of the crap since I am not especially fond of chocolate.

There's a chocolate specialty "shoppe" in the mall in Edinburg.
They carry some pretty fancy stuff, including chocolate coins made out of premium chocolate. I used to buy a bunch for stocking stuffers at family Christmas.
Tom
 

beenherebeforeagain

Rogue Animist
Premium Member
I just got the weirdest job offer ever. I’m an electrical guy, and I just got asked to manage the used car division of a local car dealership.
the skills of management transfer pretty readily...if you know anything about cars...and the people who sell them...
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
gobbledeegook...gibberish...nonsense......babble...poppycock....balderdash......drivel...mumbo jumbo...baloney....rubbish....bunk....its completely absurd
 

beenherebeforeagain

Rogue Animist
Premium Member
gobbledeegook...gibberish...nonsense......babble...poppycock....balderdash......drivel...mumbo jumbo...baloney....rubbish....bunk....its completely absurd
You need to translate that into Managementeseish..."quintessentially inherent contradictory statements"..."expressive utterances fulmigating incomprehensional communicants"...et cetera and so on...
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
In order to be proactive and not reactive, we need to bring the mission critical issue to the table in order to move the goalposts with blue-sky thinking outside the box leveraging our core competencies using our knowledge base with client focus in order to create a win-win situation which will enable us to take our deliverables to the next level by incentivising all stakeholders.

Thank you internet: Management speak
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Youngest was playing a Russian piece on the piano.....
Wanted to say it sounds like the Tarantella...
Said it sounds like the Teletubbies...
 

Wirey

Fartist
I won $20 in the lottery, and I only spent $5 on the ticket! The lesson is, lottery ticket investments pay at 400%!
 
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