The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Gurbatjov]

The one feeling any person should get to feel before wasting away to dust is accomplishment. Laying about thinking about everyday stuff is a curse. Imho.

 

[sun rise]

Grandma mistakenly booked into a Miami jail as a man...

You're on a roll reporting bizarre events.

 

[Revoltingest]

You're on a roll reporting bizarre events.

While meaningless, that's not random.

 

[savagewind]

To quote Buzz Aldrin: "Silence was an answer; 'No' was a compliment!"

Now, I am confused.

 

[sun rise]

Now, I am confused.

I'm awake and catching up. Maybe if I'm lucky I'll be confused as well.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Now, I am confused.

so was he; it's part of why he had a nervous breakdown. He was describing how his family interacted.

 

[sun rise]

It's almost time for me to brave the drizzle and go to the farmer's market.

 

[sun rise]

Because I'm in the mood and because I saw a ranking of the funniest of their skits

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

to which google says: [FATAL ERROR]

But the internet is still here.

 

[sun rise]

https://www.polygon.com/tv/2018/12/1/18120057/funniest-monty-python-flying-circus-sketches

But wait, there's more:

 

[Revoltingest]

I successfully moved some cars outside Mr Green Barn today.

 

[sun rise]

I have no barns to be concerned about in any color or shape.

 

[Wu Wei]

Good Night

 

[sun rise]

Why do I have a feeling that something is going wrong somewhere on Earth and that there's nothing I can do about it?

 

[Revoltingest]

Russia Just Launched Five Objects Into Space. There Were Supposed To Be Four...

 

[Wu Wei]

Why do I have a feeling that something is going wrong somewhere on Earth and that there's nothing I can do about it?

Happens every single day

 

[Revoltingest]

Police shut down sex doll brothel that lets customers 'try before buy'...

 

[Brickjectivity]

Police shut down sex doll brothel that lets customers 'try before buy'...

Why was it shut down?

The owner's name was 'Rex' ?

 

[Revoltingest]

Why was it shut down?

The owner's name was 'Rex' ?

Coincidence?
It say not!

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Or could it be...

 

[Revoltingest]