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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

Dan From Smithville

He who controls the spice controls the universe.
Staff member
Premium Member
There's dark and there's dark. I can eat the very highest quality 100% chocolate but it's not very tasty. 85-90% is ideal.
I used to get in trouble with mom for eating her baker's chocolate. It is about as bitter as I have ever eaten. I have since come to favor anything at or above 65%
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
You got any carrots?
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Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I feel like making a satirical thread based on people who want to say "you can't find peace until you accept this," only to find out I was miserable in what they say I need to find any peace, and I found peace in what they say will make me miserable.
Good thing science tends to dictate medicine, and not Fundamentalist Christians, who hate Jesus and tell him he's wrong and they're right, who often agree with science except when their religious views don't agree.
 

Estro Felino

Believer in free will
Premium Member
I know I shouldn't tell this story...but I will anyway.
:p:p
In my hometown school there was a pretty girl..that was nicknamed Carotina.
Why? Because apparently there was a rumor about her: that a night she was brought to the emergency room because a carrot had remained stuck where it wasn't supposed to
I imagine the wicked nurses after laughing behind her back... spread the rumor...

She was pretty though....I can't believe she didn't find a man...who would have been safer than a carrot....
 

Estro Felino

Believer in free will
Premium Member
I mean...it happens when you live in a small village and people mind your business...so gossiping is restless...
:p:p:p
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I know I shouldn't tell this story...but I will anyway.
:p:p
In my hometown school there was a pretty girl..that was nicknamed Carotina.
Why? Because apparently there was a rumor about her: that a night she was brought to the emergency room because a carrot had remained stuck where it wasn't supposed to
I imagine the wicked nurses after laughing behind her back... spread the rumor...

She was pretty though....I can't believe she didn't find a man...who would have been safer than a carrot....
Does Italy not have patient confidentiality laws?
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
I'm eating a salad.....lettuce, spinach, carrots, cauliflower, broccoli, black beans, peas and thousand island dressing
 
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