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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Uh oh....I formed an image....
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hmm... I was thinking this

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sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
They kicked me out of the 12 step program. Something about them not liking it when you take 12 steps up a stairs to declare yourself a higher power that is up higher than anyone else.
But the nunnery might be fun. I'll make sure to pack my butchers knives, axes, and chainsaw.

That reminded me of the "Order of Chattering Nuns" in the Amazon mini-series "Good Omens". They were satanic. But you would not qualify since they were incompetent and you aren't.
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Well that's better...now your only a violent racist who supports the death penalty
Im not pro death penalty, but I am pro violence against those who abuse animals. Humans being violent to humans is unsettling and upsetting. An animal ravaging a human can be delightfully wildly amusing and entertaining. Like a matador who gets gored, or a hunter who gets his *** kicked by a deer.
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Be careful there...nuns are some of the most dangerous people on the planet...feared by most special forces units around the world.... the horror a nun can perpetrate upon you with a simple ruler is unspeakable
I studied and learned from the mistakes of Elwood and Jake Blues. I fear not the nun.
 

MikeDwight

Well-Known Member
So I just learned all the Korean ruling class and Ahn Chang Ho and King Gojong supports America and Western Nations by joining Presbyterianism, which was bad, because I'm Russian Orthodoxy, and there's only one way to get on your knees in Russian Orthodoxy you guys. submission. Slaves! Slaves to worship. Bow to Hanhan
 

MikeDwight

Well-Known Member
Trade you 12 house coolies at the embassy for a gold mine, ok counter offer. Keeping my embassy coolies... Send our faithful to Hawaii for picking oranges, maybe i'll talk to the US marines again. Take all the wives in Seoul on a boat somewhere during your important meetings, then we'll... see... Catholic Priests aren't even Eunuchs! Alright wait, we'll do 20% less praying and 80% more doctoring, I'll tell all the doctors, if you get me China, its right over there. I'll tell the PCUSA I'm fighting classism, sexism, And poverty, Well that's its own reward.
 
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