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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
Proving that my revolutionary fervor has not yet reached fever pitch, I'm going to take a break from promoting the coming storm to have lunch.
 

MikeDwight

Well-Known Member
News at 8. Cops make up stories on everybody. Recruit everybody around you into agent smith's. Son knocks father out cold with punch to face. Tim Landry dies of 1st Genie wish cancer. Heated Cop chase ensues. Citizens assaulted into internet usages as a public shaming ritual by assaulting force for all online interactions. eat it eat it eat it. They try to promote their unilateral shaming exercises using internet with more agents around you, with the transference of ,eat it eat it eat it. back to you Al Roker. Thanks Matt, UAH is now UAHuntsville.
 

MikeDwight

Well-Known Member
Well that's just so interesting guys, with the guy and the Italian wife and then the Chinese wife, because everybody has to get unmarried, because the Monks are taking back marriage, which was to shut you up.
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
Isn't the internet wonderful. Come the revolution, the internet will be better and faster than ever. And trolls will get what is coming to them quickly.

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MikeDwight

Well-Known Member
Isn't the internet wonderful. Come the revolution, the internet will be better and faster than ever. And trolls will get what is coming to them quickly.

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So the Chinese Prime Minister would love to approve your attempt at using your computer to access the internet. I know you applied your social security number and password and cellphone number to get to facebook or contact other users, now all we need obviously... is 90's internet. BAM!
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
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So the Chinese Prime Minister would love to approve your attempt at using your computer to access the internet. I know you applied your social security number and password and cellphone number to get to facebook or contact other users, now all we need obviously... is 90's internet. BAM!

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Actually no, they have a rather good internet system, they just have it throttled, watched and they prefer stealing the tech and making their own versions they can control and watch; Sohu, We Chat, etc
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
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Actually no, they have a rather good internet system, they just have it throttled, watched and they prefer stealing the tech and making their own versions they can control and watch; Sohu, We Chat, etc
And of course export that tech so they can watch and try to control other nations as well.
 

Estro Felino

Believer in free will
Premium Member
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Well that's just so interesting guys, with the guy and the Italian wife and then the Chinese wife, because everybody has to get unmarried, because the Monks are taking back marriage, which was to shut you up.

If a lascivious Italian nympho accidentally enters their monastery, those holy monks will stop being so cheerful and singing...

:p
 
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Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
But I'd be civil & friendly.
A cop has a silly badge. The Mountain, they call him The Mountain Who Rides for a reason. He can pop heads with his hands the way most people could crush an egg. He makes Bigfoot look like Little Foot. He's so big and tall it about looks believable him being able to use a large two-handed sword like most people would use a ******* sword.
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Oh, com-m-on! We can't say ******* sword? That's gay! (and the censors LET me say that one! :smilingimp: (I think, maybe))
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
A cop has a silly badge. The Mountain, they call him The Mountain Who Rides for a reason. He can pop heads with his hands the way most people could crush an egg. He makes Bigfoot look like Little Foot. He's so big and tall it about looks believable him being able to use a large two-handed sword like most people would use a ******* sword.
Chuck Norris checks his closet every nite before going to bed,
just to be sure The Mountain isn't there.
 
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