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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
And if she starts to go down that path but changes her mind, she can be a TV evangelist.
I haven't considered televangelism, but I have considered "psychic readings" for income. I do consider it a con/scam type of thing, but people are desperate, I have bills to pay, and Hubbard was right when he said "religion is where the money's at."
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
I haven't considered televangelism, but I have considered "psychic readings" for income. I do consider it a con/scam type of thing, but people are desperate, I have bills to pay, and Hubbard was right when he said "religion is where the money's at."
I've been practicing psychic harm for some years now.
Alas, I'm pretty bad at it.
All my victims are still alive.
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I had a thought: to people who don't know what thetans are, they can basically be described as "space ghosts." Does this mean that Xenu is in reality Zorak, and Space Ghost eventually succamb to his rival-turned-obnoxious-i-hate-you-but-cant-live-without-you co-host?:laughing:
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I've been practicing psychic harm for some years now.
Alas, I'm pretty bad at it.
All my victims are still alive.
You must really suck. A couple people I wished would die 20-some years ago have died within the past few years. I'm not that good, but I sent that Secret law of attraction out and it slowly made it's way back. You must've not wanted them dead enough.Unfortunately, this does mean Trump is safe from me as if I send it now the Colonel or Ronald will still end up killing him first.
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Actually I am not interested in his hand but in something else...he has
:p:p:p
He's so massive I assume even his dick might be way too big for most women, or he's got an itty-bitty microdick that sometimes gets laughed at because he's that massive. No wonder he's almost always on a violent rampage.
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
So, it turns out my so worn out that even TV requires effort turned into me getting off the chair and away from the computer to table to go to watch a movie is more effort than I want to do. So here I still sit. Tired, worn out, and almost "unwound" enough to sleep.
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
And I don't know why, but somehow, for some reason, Spotify deleted all the music I had saved to my phone, and I don't have unlimited data. I managed to cope and survive, but I didn't have my 43 hour driving playlist or any other thing decent I could find.
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I am getting pretty tired. But that means effort, that I have to get up, and I have to turn the lights out. And then I have to walk to the bathroom. And then I have to walk to my bed. And then I have to plug in my phone, and plug in my fan that I have to carry back there. And then turn the fan on and aim it. And then take my shirt off so I don't rip the sleeves in my sleep. And then lie down. And then adjust my pillows. And then get as comfy as possible.
Can someone do this for me? It's a lot of work. *whine* *pout*
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Every time I look for that song, I see a video "would you kill a dog to save a human." And to me it seems such a bizarre order that my hand has a hard time processing it and I feel about as confused as the dog in the video picture looks. It should definitely always read "kill a human, save a dog.":D
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
It is with great reluctance that I actually get up now to go to bed. But I don't want to move, lol.
 

Estro Felino

Believer in free will
Premium Member
Miss Italy 2019...crowned yesterday.
Males here...do you approve?
;)

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