The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Wu Wei]

My stomach feels weird

 

[Shadow Wolf]

My stomach feels weird

If they smell of elderberries, you may want to avoid eating them. It might be funny to joke about, but this is what happens.

 

[sun rise]

But ultimately, all this means is that when the day comes, possibly tomorrow, when she is stuck in traffic and can't get out of our neighborhood, she will just get mad at me all over again because it is my fault she does not know....because I mowed the lawn

What you should have done is to tell her while looking directly at her that you thought you might possibly mow the lawn. When she slightly grimaced, you should have apologized for not realizing that she had something else in mind - it was your fault after all. And you could add that it was also your fault for forgetting what she had (not) told you she wanted. And ask her to remind you what you had (not) forgotten. At which point she might tell you at which point you could apologize again.

See how simple it is.

 

[Revoltingest]

Fur clothing bans advance in more cities and states...

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

What you should have done is to tell her while looking directly at her that you thought you might possibly mow the lawn. When she slightly grimaced, you should have apologized for not realizing that she had something else in mind - it was your fault after all. And you could add that it was also your fault for forgetting what she had (not) told you she wanted. And ask her to remind you what you had (not) forgotten. At which point she might tell you at which point you could apologize again.

See how simple it is.

I for one am not getting how exactly going with her to the Library would help her find the alternative route out of your neighborhood, rather than just driving with her on the route she'll have to take to get out of the neighborhood...

And, there's this thing called "Google Maps" which seems to be pretty accurate and to the minute, if you want...phone battery hog, but it's what got us down to Orlando (through Atlanta both ways) without much in the line of problems...

 

[Revoltingest]

It's looking more & more like fall.

 

[MikeDwight]

Random announcement: Martin Luther King Jr. endorsed Samsung cellphones.

 

[Revoltingest]

The elastic modulus of steel doesn't much care how much of
what alloying elements it has, or how it's been heat treated.

 

[MikeDwight]

You guys know any 'famous' people doing time on the internet for 'hitting' on women? Steadman

 

[Revoltingest]

I once owned a flip phone.
That was about 2 decades ago.

 

[MikeDwight]

If businesses promote international culture day, why don't they teach the foreign languages they do want you to know? don't want you to know? Is that person busy, is that person busy. 'never Wanted to teach you korean'

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Do you, in the end, have no sense of decency at all?

 

[MikeDwight]

the hostile twinkie man says hey, I just got forced upon your sense. yipeekaye?

 

[Revoltingest]

Do you, in the end, have no sense of decency at all?

That's not where you'd find my decency.

 

[MikeDwight]

In its 4th year of stalled no interest no movement planning, the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids who can't Read Good came to a tragic secondary ending at the hands of the existent twinkie man.

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[MikeDwight]

well ding dongs are pretty good , twinkies are cliché.

 

[MikeDwight]

Manners follow singular authoritative prison wardens with no intent to share diabolicalness, which is none.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I once owned a flip phone.
That was about 2 decades ago.

HAW-HAW! You had one of them ball 'n chains before me! And my first one was a flip phone, and extremely durable. I might still use it if it were still possible to find chargers for it and a new battery. It certainly lasted longer than any other phone I had afterwards, and it was a dependable backup while you could just swap SIM cards and before I lost track of it.