The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Shadow Wolf]

I still find it funny how when LARPing in Indiana, my female dark elf friend would spend very little time with make up getting ready for the game, and using stage make up to paint black triangles around her eyes with huge circles around her eyes because she wouldn't use eyeliner or eye shadow. I, on the other hand, was in front of a mirror, in the bathroom with the other girls doing elaborate fantasy makeup.
Life isn't just unfair, it's savagely ironic.

 

[Estro Felino]

Guys....she hit on this man in real life and he did not want her....
Girls have become uninteresting

 

[Shadow Wolf]

For example, according to Italian standards of femininity, Kirsten Dunst is 8 or 9 ( 1-10 scale)...

Taylor Swift...welll...below zero....we must be blunt

Taylor Swift below zero? Well damn. Id break your scale, lol. And that's before you get to measure my butch friends and associates who are proud dikes. I suppose if I had to pick, I would guess many Americans would probably pick someone like Sandra Bullock or Angelina Jolie as an ideal, feminine, classy woman.

 

[Estro Felino]

Taylor Swift below zero? Well damn. If break your scale, lol. And that's before you get to measure my butch friends and associates who are proud dikes. I suppose if I had to pick, I would guess many Americans would probably pick someone like Sandra Bullock or Angelina Jolie as an ideal, feminine, classy woman.

I think every culture has its own standards....
Femininity at its best is in the last video I posted...Miriam Leone

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I think every culture has its own standards....
Femininity at its best is in the last video I posted...Miriam Leone

No, every culture thinks they have standards. Only here in America are we good and free and god blessed enough to have right, proper, and just standards. Your think you have standards, but they are not American and thus your standards are wrong and not standards at all.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I need to get better at doing whatever it is people do to get more tips. Looking over my earnings history, I'm lucky if I get $30 in tips a week.

 

[Wu Wei]

I just scratched my noggin

 

[Revoltingest]

Mad Max had great vehicles.

But they were very hard on their tires.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Some pictures of large, walkable storm drains made from bricks
Brisbane Urbex: Rose Bush - Brick Storm Drain Underground Urban Exporation - Brisbane Australia

 

[Brickjectivity]

Its clearly the work of The Masons.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I'm expecting a really excellent poop tomorrow morning.

I just ate the leftovers from M-i-L birthday dinner at a Mexican restaurant. And I finished off all the tomato and pepper salad from the day before yesterday.

Any other questions?

Tom

Already, it's much more than I wanted to know. You might PM @Wirey as I'm sure he wants to know...

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Being able to play the general parts of these songs with my guitar (exact techniques and solo still in progress) has me feeling like that selling my soul to the devil thing is finally starting to pay off.

 

[Wu Wei]

well...its a thunderstorm

 

[Shadow Wolf]

well...its a thunderstorm

You should be thankful. Some of us dont get too see them that often.

 

[Wu Wei]

Well the thunderstorm is over so its all

Oh wait its night...never mind..... more like

 

[sun rise]

It's finally going to get hot just as I'm leaving tomorrow. Clothes were packed and barely used.

 

[Revoltingest]

Already, it's much more than I wanted to know. You might PM @Wirey as I'm sure he wants to know...

This is a good opportunity for some poop themed poetry.
(I take full blame for the compositions.)

For an IRL friend here on a new diet....
John bought a commercial grade juicer
and became a big smoothie producer.
It improved his well-being
but he now finds he's peeing
much more, & his stools became looser.

Ode to Wirey's recovery from cancer & getting of the meds....
His netherly regions were squalid
& joyless, so he became stolid.
But giving up pills
is bringing new thrills.
His doo doo is finally solid!

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I have forgotten much about Disenchantment. So much I'm having to rewatch part 1 so I know what's going on in part 2.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

The Chicago Bears are kind of playing their first adequate game of the season.

 

[Revoltingest]