The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[sun rise]

He's back

 

[Revoltingest]

Trust a cat anytime,

But a mock scott??? That takes some thinking about

Just don't mock a Scot a lot or you got a pot'o snot, eh wot.

Some rhymes are better than others.
That was one of the others.

 

[Revoltingest]

Infowars Former Staffer: We Made Up Shariah Law Threat Stories

Why is Infowars untrustworthy?
Cats work there.

 

[Wu Wei]

Trust a cat anytime,

But a mock scott??? That takes some thinking about

Well I wouldn't trust THIS cat.....or the Scot

 

[sun rise]

Why is Infowars untrustworthy?
Cats work there.

Cats are untrustworthy, of course. They lie about being hungry when all they want to do is complain that you are serving them dreck.

 

[Wu Wei]

Ne'er troost a Scottish groondskeeper.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

So, apparently, when you first start working out and increasing your fitness level, you may gain a few pounds from retaining water weight so your body has enough stored up to sweat it out.

 

[ChristineM]

Just don't mock a Scot a lot or you got a pot'o snot, eh wot.

Some rhymes are better than others.
That was one of the others.

Mock a mock scott, that's all that i got, you can keep your snot, and squeeze it up your bot...

Another other

 

[ChristineM]

Well I wouldn't trust THIS cat.....or the Scot

Beautiful pu??ey cat, determined look
Must remember there are americans here. I am a cat loved as you may have guessed. One of my most awkward moments was showing an aging aunt cat videos. My first search was for 'pu??ey videos'...

 

[ChristineM]

So, apparently, when you first start working out and increasing your fitness level, you may gain a few pounds from retaining water weight so your body has enough stored up to sweat it out.

Muscle is heavier than fat.

 

[sun rise]

Muscle is heavier than fat.

That's why when I was on the big diet, I went not only by weight but also by waist size. Weight alone is incomplete. There are many sites which discuss this including:

Your body mass index (BMI) is based on your height and weight. It’s a good tool to help measure body fat – and gauge your chances of disease. But it isn’t foolproof. If you're muscular, the BMI can overstate your body fat. If you're older and have less muscle mass, it can understate your body fat. BMI is just a guess at the link between your weight and health

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I found my knee brace. Too bad its basically a bandaid over a gash, but it helps abit.

 

[ChristineM]

That's why when I was on the big diet, I went not only by weight but also by waist size. Weight alone is incomplete. There are many sites which discuss this including:

Your body mass index (BMI) is based on your height and weight. It’s a good tool to help measure body fat – and gauge your chances of disease. But it isn’t foolproof. If you're muscular, the BMI can overstate your body fat. If you're older and have less muscle mass, it can understate your body fat. BMI is just a guess at the link between your weight and health

I am tall and quite slim (was called beanpole at school) I prefer BMI to weight on its own. As long as i stay the right side of the underweight line at 18.5 I'm happy. Currently 18.9

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Just don't mock a Scot a lot or you got a pot'o snot, eh wot.

Some rhymes are better than others.
That was one of the others.

Ill mock a Scot; aim your snot; you terrible shot
You're an angry fellow; but you're yellow; and very unmellow
You have haggis breath; you eat bacon like its meth; your truck clutzed itself to death; (or so you say)
That's all I have till you oooaaa and auchh; then it's i who will be back; and ill mock a Scot till he's mad and dead and black.
I'll taunt a scot for a second time; mom was a hamster it's no lie; dad stunk of elderbieries, it wasn't fine; so go away because I have my own rhymes.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I am tall and quite slim (was called beanpole at school) I prefer BMI to weight on its own. As long as i stay the right side of the underweight line i am happy.

Is just prefer going by how my clothes fit. In that case, a belt being absolutely mandatory for a pair of jeans that were too tight a year ago feels great. Except when you have to keep pulling them up Due to not having a belt.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Muscle is heavier than fat.

I doubt its muscle. I've felt abit bloated for awhile, with my pants feeling abit snug, and it does roughly correlate when I ramped up my workout and started soaking my shirt about 3/4 the way down. I've had some issues with constipation, so it does seem probable my body has started to cling into water (and recently I haven't had to necessarily go in the middle of the night to pee or as often).Anymore, after my aerobic workout my shirt has little in regards to spots that are dry.
Some of it is muscle, because I certainly have begun toning and firming them, but certainly not a few pounds worth.

 

[ChristineM]

Is just prefer going by how my clothes fit. In that case, a belt being absolutely mandatory for a pair of jeans that were too tight a year ago feels great. Except when you have to keep pulling them up Due to not having a belt.

I dont have the problem of not fitting into my jeans, but I'm told its s sign you are winning when they fit again.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I dont have the problem of not fitting into my jeans, but I'm told its s sign you are winning when they fit again.

Unfortunately, it took me a good long while to realize you have to eat less, especially carbs, when you just can't be active all day every day anymore.

 

[ChristineM]

I doubt its muscle. I've felt abit bloated for awhile, with my pants feeling abit snug, and it does roughly correlate when I ramped up my workout and started soaking my shirt about 3/4 the way down. I've had some issues with constipation, so it does seem probable my body has started to cling into water (and recently I haven't had to necessarily go in the middle of the night to pee or as often).Anymore, after my aerobic workout my shirt has little in regards to spots that are dry.
Some of it is muscle, because I certainly have begun toning and firming them, but certainly not a few pounds worth.

Thing is, keep it up. I do daily yoga and a half hour on the exercise bike in winter. In summer its a walk or a bike ride. Done it for years and believe its keeping me healthy

 

[sun rise]

While I'm on the topic of Alex Jones:

I Worked for Alex Jones. I Regret It.

I dropped out of film school to edit video for the conspiracy theorist because I believed in his worldview. Then I saw what it did to people.