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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
My wife resembles this:

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At least your wife thanks you for doing something...and not just point out what is wrong or needs to be done
 
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Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
The men here were of no help in satisfying my curiosities that Ricky Gervais aroused in me regarding pendelous testicles. So I looked stuff up. And read of balls swinging knee low, and even one article speaking of "meaty clangers peeking out from the leg of your bathing suit." These were credible sources. :eek:
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
You know what's great about my basement? the light for the stairs and the light for the basement are seperate. You can close the door, go down the stairs and shut off the light to the stairs, so anyone looking at the closed door thinks the lights are off and there is nobody down there.....ahhhh...time for a nap
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
A clean paper towel in the middle of the living room floor. Decided not to pick it up and wait to see how long it was there...over 48 hours of everyone walking by it.....so.....instead of waiting for Mrs Wu to come ask me why that paper towel was there...and then tell me to throw it out.... I gave in....I collapse.... I threw it away
 
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