The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Shadow Wolf]

At Menards today I got some paint for my mom amd two thingies of Icee drink flavoring thingies for me. Big Lots uses to sell them, but Menards proves once more they are the superior general store.

 

[Wu Wei]

At Menards today I got some paint for my mom amd two thingies of Icee drink flavoring thingies for me. Big Lots uses to sell them, but Menards proves once more they are the superior general store.

Nope sorry...you didn't...Menards does not exist

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Nope sorry...you didn't...Menards does not exist

Cool! That means I can eat all their pizza, nuts, sodas, energy drinks, and candy without worrying about calories, grease, cholesterol, blood sugar, and heart disease and pressure.

 

[sun rise]

Nope sorry...you didn't...Menards does not exist

Of course it does not. It's all a dream as the song says

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I just leanred an MLB pitcher pitched a no hitter on LSD. Pretty impressive, and a level of performance I would probably not be able to do myself with a head full of acid.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Of course it does not. It's all a dream as the song says

Better than a dream. A dream with an 11 percent rebate.

 

[McBell]

If it is true that the Earth is tilted on its axis, why don't we have to shorten the legs on one side of our tables?

 

[sun rise]

If it is true that the Earth is tilted on its axis, why don't we have to shorten the legs on one side of our tables?

We've just become too accustomed to things rolling off tables. It's time for us to stop being sheep about such things.

 

[Revoltingest]

For the moment, me throat & schnazz are relatively clear,
& I"m watch'n Mike Tyson Mysteries on TV.

 

[Wu Wei]

If it is true that the Earth is tilted on its axis, why don't we have to shorten the legs on one side of our tables?

And if the earth is rotating on that axis at 1000 mph and orbiting the sun at 67,000 mph.....why isn't it always windy?

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

And if the earth is rotating on that axis at 1000 mph and orbiting the sun at 67,000 mph.....why isn't it always windy?

If we're spinning at 1000 mph, why don't we all get dizzy and fall down all the time? Huh? Take that, Round Earthers!

 

[Estro Felino]

Here we can have 30 F degrees or less by night...
It is incredible they are suffering hellish heat down under.

 

[Estro Felino]

 

[Wu Wei]

If we're spinning at 1000 mph, why don't we all get dizzy and fall down all the time? Huh? Take that, Round Earthers!

How can you get dizzy and fall off when you are already on the ground because of you stand up, you'll get blown off into space

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

How can you get dizzy and fall off when you are already on the ground because of you stand up, you'll get blown off in to space

Obviously, it's not a problem because the earth is really flat...more or less....

 

[Shadow Wolf]

For the moment, me throat & schnazz are relatively clear,
& I"m watch'n Mike Tyson Mysteries on TV.

Who's ear?

 

[Wu Wei]

Obviously, it's not a problem because the earth is really flat...more or less....

Then it is still a problem, and even a bigger one actually, because the flat earth is open to unobstructed orbital winds of 67,000 mph.....which means we are not here, this discussion is not happening....this is all the dream of an alien on another less windy planet.

 

[Revoltingest]

Who's ear?

Evander Holyfield's.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Then it is still a problem, and even a bigger one actually, because the flat earth is open to unobstructed orbital winds of 67,000 mph.....which means we are not here, this discussion is not happening....this is all the dream of an alien on another less windy planet.

Silly Bear: the Earth isn't moving...everything else is, because the Earth is the Center of the Universe...and it's flat...or mostly flat...sort of...

 

[Wu Wei]

Silly Bear: the Earth isn't moving...everything else is, because the Earth is the Center of the Universe...and it's flat...or mostly flat...sort of...

Never heard anything so silly.....
first the earth orbits around the sun
second, it is not flat....well it has flat sides, but it is not flat...its a cube, and I have the pictures to prove it