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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Congratulations....
I wish I didn't like doing it as much as I do, but I do. Really, when I'm back in my field, my plan is to do Lyft long enough to finish getting electrolysis and to put back money for a new car. But I'll probably but back money for two cars just to have one regular car and one car to keep doing it, just because I do quite often enough have that much fun doing it, especially on weekends. And making, after expenses, in one weekend 2/3 (friday/saturday - not considering tips) of what I made in two weeks as a case manager, that is a good chunk of easy money to give up.
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
Today was the last day for our favorite apple merchant in the farmer's market so I bought a big batch of apples because they keep for a long time not having to endure being picked early and shipped over long distances to wind up in a supermarket.
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
Aliens are possessing people and causing them to make inappropriate posts. It's the human equivalent of zombie ant fungus.
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
INAPPROPRIATE!!!!
REALLY!

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Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I wonder, with Malcolm being about my age, how he'd be doing, and how long Francis' and Reese's criminal record would be, and if Dewey would have revived the Illuminati and taken over the world by now. At least, however, we know Hal eventually got cancer, snapped, and became a mega-huge player in the meth business.
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Aliens are possessing people and causing them to make inappropriate posts. It's the human equivalent of zombie ant fungus.
Aliens don't possess people. They have these spider vagina-dick things that look like hips and a spine, but the spine is a tail, and the tail wraps itself around your necks while the hips are forced upon your face, the bony spider thingy appendages holding you in, as a penis-thing comes out a vagina-thing and impregnates you with alien eggs, which hatch inside with the baby xenomorph tearing, biting, clawing and bursting its way through your chest, a born killer ready to carry out its programming of mate, feed, kill, repeat. And it's very, very, VERY good at those things. (HR Giger was such a wonderful, imaginative, and captivating artist)
I think you're talking about Illuminati chemtrails, or something.
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
I am in my basement fortress of solitude....lights out on the stairs, lights on in the basement....nap time
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I need no fortress of solitude.
The bear is right. Everyone needs one. Some more than others. Some less than others. But there comes a time when even the most extroverted of social butterflies needs alone time. I am someone who needs daily alone time, and prefers doing somethings alone.
 
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