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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Today, I preyed upon the weak, the frail, the gullible, the naive, and the helpless, and I feasted upon them like a piranha upon doomed prey, and I stole their play lunch money. And now about 300,000 chips that belonged to other people at the beginning of the day found its way into my stash after I shoved people and they dropped it on the table or just straight gave it to me hoping I'd back of.
 

MNoBody

Well-Known Member
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Brickjectivity

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
Today, I preyed upon the weak, the frail, the gullible, the naive, and the helpless, and I feasted upon them like a piranha upon doomed prey, and I stole their play lunch money. And now about 300,000 chips that belonged to other people at the beginning of the day found its way into my stash after I shoved people and they dropped it on the table or just straight gave it to me hoping I'd back of.
You used the term 'Doomed'. That's been showing up a lot, lately.
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
You used the term 'Doomed'. That's been showing up a lot, lately.
Because Ive improved in poker enough that when Im at a table of weaklings and passive wimps I cast the Spell of Doom on them, roll a 20d20 with a +20 modifier, and their chip count withers and dies as vitality and strenght is reduced-20 as their health takes a d20 roll of damage most rounds, while also casting the spell off Enhance Odds, curse the pot with charisma +20 to intimidate players, and cast Howl of Intimidation to do -20 in target will power. And I cast Chip Bleedout, taking 3d12 in damage.
So my opponents at this level are thoroughly thrashed and pulverized an overwhelmingly loose and highly aggressive pay that is either nickle and diming them to death or making them fools when they try to call late hand. Amd it started last night after spending a few hours a day for a couple of days studying the game, and I have been very consistently doing .
So they are doomed! Doomed! Dooooomed! Doomey-doom-doom-doom-DOOMED!
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
You know, I'm fed up with extreme party politics, unreasonable party politics, party politics, politics and even thinly veiled politics.....logging off, not going to look at any social media for awhile not going to look at the TV for awhile.....going to go make lunch, exercise, and read a book.......

All this is giving me incentive to go back and get a Master/PhD in psychology so I can write my PhD thesis on the absurdity of all this nonsense
 
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