PoetPhilosopher
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It's good to know you decided to upgrade your software.
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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!
- Thread starter Me Myself
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It's good to know you decided to upgrade your software.
If ever you're here to try plunder
Prepared for the weight? oh I wonder
Cant' be overstated
Your car must be rated
For tonnage, lest it crush thereunder
Last upgrade was a couple decades ago.
The company is out of business.
The only tech help available is me.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Your machines? If I raid your lands I'm taking its bacon, slashing tires, and gutting Mr. Van for vehicular organ transplants.
PoetPhilosopher
Veteran Member
The next person who mentions bacon is getting their bits taken.
Beware.
I have attack cats.
PoetPhilosopher
Veteran Member
Some essential info necessary for a good education....
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Could be doing me a favor.
I have a bone to pick with you over the word 'marrow'.
It would be much more fun to inspect and seize the bacon on health grounds, slash tires in the name of equality and confiscate Mr. Van for sexual discrimination in the name of the people's republic.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
But to take a man's love away from him. To pry two lovers apart. I couldn't do it.
But a quick acid bath for one will test "till death do us part."
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I'm highly averse to work.
My parents are work obsessed workaholic Hoosiers.
I am not the one who lets the dishes pile up all day.
My parents are work obsessed workaholic Hoosiers.
I am not the one who lets the dishes pile up all day.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Ive done battle with cats.
Water balloon carpet bombing will clear the way.
Water?
We scoff at water!
I have attack goldfish, & they're GMO with Hitler's genes.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Just rush the day away.
Take it easy like us and enjoy the day and make it last.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
My knee really hurts (has been for a couple weeks). I think dead dudes cartilage is ripped (trip and fall).
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Just rush the day away.
Take it easy like us and enjoy the day and make it last.
Its Sunday, I ain't rushing anywhere
With fire in the woodstove, the kitchen is up to 68F.
Heat wave!
Heat wave!