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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
I try not to play with him because he knows my secret that I like to be mauled, nor does he want to maul the people putting it on their calendar with a big circle. But sometimes things just slip out.

ROFLMAO
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
RF has it in for me. I did not see any posts from this thread since late last night when I did a display new posts.

You can't fool me, RF. I know what you're doing.

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Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I am convinced my parents have a hard to accepting I'm more knowledgeable than them in at least a few areas.
Like cooking and auto repair. Neither one ever wants to believe me, but I'm being proven right again.
 

ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
RF has it in for me. I did not see any posts from this thread since late last night when I did a display new posts.

You can't fool me, RF. I know what you're doing.

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There are a lot of threads i like to frequent that have suddenly stopped alerting me when new posts hit them
 

PoetPhilosopher

Veteran Member
The good news is I think they do count on your score. But if two people frubal within the same 1-2 minutes, you'll tend to only get one alert and for the first person to frubal.
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
My webcam is here, and I am reading more into tutoring stuff. And I hate this feeling of nervousness starting something new.
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I am gaining a great amount of confidence reading the Poker Theory book I got, however, as it seems to indicate I am on track to become a good player.
But there is one quality of a good character I never considered before. It's making your opponent play worse, and not just by pressuring them with bets and raises that make folding a good hand seem a good option, it's a social aspect of the game that includes getting opponents drunk, talking with them, arguing with them, even flirting with them. I never would have considered or thought of it without this book.
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
From facebook:

After every flight, UPS pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet" which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight.
Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are actual maintenance complaints submitted by UPS pilots ("P") and solutions recorded ("S") by maintenance engineers:

P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

P: Something loose in cockpit
S: Something tightened in cockpit

P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.

P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.

P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what friction locks are for.

P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.

P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to: straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.

P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
So....sitting naked in a chair, eating chips while watching
TV, minding your own business, bothering no one.
And Walmart calls the cops.
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
So....sitting naked in a chair, eating chips while watching
TV, minding your own business, bothering no one.
And Walmart calls the cops.

I am both disgusted and amused...or to me more to the point gagging and laughing at the same time
 
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