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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
After seeing the ingredients list of a bunch of chemicals I would have to individually look up and at least three petroleum products, I think I've decided to make my own chapstick. Something about smearing Dino's carcass on my lips doesn't sound too appealing.
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
And your point is...ya lazy sofa sergeant....no different than any other day of your life ya financial leech on the good working folk of MERICA!!!!!
Yeah! You tell that money leech. He has Uncle Sam redistribute wealth for him.
He's not like the honest money leech suck as myself taking it directly from other people.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
And your point is...ya lazy sofa sergeant couch captain....no different than any other day of your life ya financial leech on the good working folk of MERICA!!!!!
Fixed, ya log befile'n, snow pile'n, Scotsman rile'n, phone dial'n,
egg beat'n, hiker eat'n, poker cheat'n, lamely bleat'n, miserable
excuse for a trained circus critter!
 

Miken

Active Member
After seeing the ingredients list of a bunch of chemicals I would have to individually look up and at least three petroleum products, I think I've decided to make my own chapstick. Something about smearing Dino's carcass on my lips doesn't sound too appealing.

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Brickjectivity

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
Sometimes, but its mostly tree material I think. Therefore plastic dinosaurs are probably less than 1% original dinosaur, but you could put "Contains some original dinosaur molecules" on the package or even better "Mixed with real dinosaur!"
 

Miken

Active Member
Sometimes, but its mostly tree material I think. Therefore plastic dinosaurs are probably less than 1% original dinosaur, but you could put "Contains some original dinosaur molecules" on the package or even better "Mixed with real dinosaur!"

Gasoline is vegetarian? Who knew?
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
The county I live in just went from 'red' to 'orange' in CA's COVID-19 opening system. That means these changes on top of what was reopened as 'red'. We'll see if this sticks given that most of the rest of the country is going into the toilet. This is what happens when people pay attention to science and wear masks & distance in high risk (indoor) locations.
  • Restaurants (half-capacity indoors or 200 people, whichever is fewer)
  • Worship houses (half-capacity indoors or 200 people, whichever is fewer)
  • Indoor swimming pools open
  • Gyms and fitness centers (25 percent capacity or 100 people indoors; whichever is fewer)
  • Movie theaters (half-capacity indoors)
  • Museums (half-capacity indoors)
  • Retail (full capacity indoors)
  • Bars, breweries and distilleries (outdoor operations only)
  • Wineries (25 percent capacity or 100 people indoors; whichever is fewer)
  • Amusement parks (25 percent of occupancy or 500 people, whichever is fewer)
  • Bowling alleys, escape rooms and climbing-wall gyms (at 25 percent occupancy)
  • Non-essential Offices
  • Live-audience sports (20 percent occupancy)
  • Live entertainment (no more than 50 people, if approved by the Health Officer)
 
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