Perhaps she gives me money that she gets from you.
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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!
- Thread starter Me Myself
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Tell it to that mediocre malfeasance. As for you, you non-James Bond, middling, could-have-been successful bear, I don't understand your frustrations at all. Just post them on youtube or something.
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
My frustrations alleviate in 6 to 7 years when I join the retirement racket...but until then...ya bunch of deadbeat, couch colonels, get yer DING DANG hands out of my pockets
Deadbeat??!! Even Qbert couldn't express how loathsome must be thoughts which cannot contrive to understand how wrong your statement is. I'd expect no more however from such a median.
Did you save 50% for us retirees?
It's amazing how often that happens.
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Understand....it is born mostly of jealousy and envy.....therefore I use only the meanest vitriol possible in order to coverup my feelings of begrudging envy and resentment at the fact that I am not retired and retired folk are......but in 6 years.......its all good...I too will join the deadbeats and be one with my deadbeatness
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Nope...not only did I eat 100% of it...I am considering eating another one....all 100% of that...JUST to keep it out of the hands of rapacious retired reprobates
You need a compensatory tax increase.
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Depending on who wins in November you may or may not get your wish
No matter who wins, you can expect that someone will pay the piper.
I suspect that grizzly bears are top of both lists.
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
I don't mind paying pipers if the music is good...but none of them look that musically talented
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
FLEX PIPE!!!! to fix an exhaust system for the pipe that runs from the catalytic converter to the exhaust manifold......
Yup...that is what I heard today...a "friend" was fixing their car......
Made me remember a car hat came into the shop that was the first place I worked as a mechanic.....Midas Muffler
Guy came in complaining his exhaust system was noisy and rattling and he wanted it fixed....come to find out he had replaced the entire think himself......Flex pipe from the exhaust manifold to muffler.....flex pipe from the muffler as the tail pipe....he had removed...and thrown out...his catalytic converter.....he left angry because I would not bolt on 500 muffler hangers to quiet his monstrosity down and I would only put on the proper pipes, muffler AND catalytic converter......as his new muffler, he recently installed, sparked on the pavement as he left I waved goodbye
Also reminded me of a guy who came in with his 1970 Rolls Royce....it had stainless steel parts in its exhaust system, but the front pipe needed to be replaced.....he wanted it done right.....we did not have the parts, they were expensive, but we could have them in a week..... I asked him if he was the original owner...ye said yes..... I then asked him why he came to Midas....to fix my Rolls he said....... I told him about 1 mile down the road there was a Rolls Royce Dealer and that all the parts n his car were guaranteed for life...he could go there, they would have the parts, fix it, and cost him nothing.....he too left...but he left happy
There are other stories...from my mechanic days at Midas, Honda, Volkswagen/Jeep and a privately owned garage....but those are for another time
Yup...that is what I heard today...a "friend" was fixing their car......
Made me remember a car hat came into the shop that was the first place I worked as a mechanic.....Midas Muffler
Guy came in complaining his exhaust system was noisy and rattling and he wanted it fixed....come to find out he had replaced the entire think himself......Flex pipe from the exhaust manifold to muffler.....flex pipe from the muffler as the tail pipe....he had removed...and thrown out...his catalytic converter.....he left angry because I would not bolt on 500 muffler hangers to quiet his monstrosity down and I would only put on the proper pipes, muffler AND catalytic converter......as his new muffler, he recently installed, sparked on the pavement as he left I waved goodbye
Also reminded me of a guy who came in with his 1970 Rolls Royce....it had stainless steel parts in its exhaust system, but the front pipe needed to be replaced.....he wanted it done right.....we did not have the parts, they were expensive, but we could have them in a week..... I asked him if he was the original owner...ye said yes..... I then asked him why he came to Midas....to fix my Rolls he said....... I told him about 1 mile down the road there was a Rolls Royce Dealer and that all the parts n his car were guaranteed for life...he could go there, they would have the parts, fix it, and cost him nothing.....he too left...but he left happy
There are other stories...from my mechanic days at Midas, Honda, Volkswagen/Jeep and a privately owned garage....but those are for another time
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