The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[sun rise]

Kugeleating

No latkes for you. No gefilte fish for you. No gribenes for you. And forget the universal cure of chicken soup for anything that ails you.

 

[sun rise]

Amazon just recommended I buy
A bible for atheists

 

[Wu Wei]

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I've seen that before...but at the moment, to do that, all I would need to do is stand at the top of my driveway and let gravity do the rest.

 

[Revoltingest]

Woman killed in freak accident at car wash...

 

[Wu Wei]

Weather folks wrong again
the first storm the said 12 to 18 inches...we got 30 inches
THis storm the predicted 6 to 10 inches.....we have avour a half inch of snow mixed with freezing rain
They also said it would be below freezing all day...now they predict a high of 37 to 39 fahrenheit

So later today, I will be getting the slush out of my driveway...because they now predict single digit temperatures tonight

 

[Revoltingest]

Social media video leads police to suspect in Chihuahua's death...

 

[Wu Wei]

Social media video leads police to suspect in Chihuahua's death...

ay, chihuahua

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[Wu Wei]

 

[Wu Wei]

Well...its Pączki day, or at last that is what the news told me. Have not thought of them in years, A guy I use to work with use to bring them in.....I liked them.....DANG news.....now all I want is a Pączki

 

[Stevicus]

I've seen that before...but at the moment, to do that, all I would need to do is stand at the top of my driveway and let gravity do the rest.

 

[Wu Wei]

I say if the dog wants to shovel, let him....go inside and have a nice cup of tea

 

[Stevicus]

 

[Wu Wei]

 

[ChristineM]

Someone has chosen the easy job

 

[Wu Wei]

Someone has chosen the easy job

I'm currently trying to see if I can hire them to do my driveway

 

[Revoltingest]

Well...its Pączki day, or at last that is what the news told me. Have not thought of them in years, A guy I use to work with use to bring them in.....I liked them.....DANG news.....now all I want is a Pączki

I never cared for them.

 

[ChristineM]

Thats me ;-/

 

[Revoltingest]

Thats me ;-/

As an experienced snow shoveler, I can tell
you that you've a lot of wasted motion there.

 

[sun rise]

Well...its Pączki day, or at last that is what the news told me. Have not thought of them in years, A guy I use to work with use to bring them in.....I liked them.....DANG news.....now all I want is a Pączki

I never heard of them before. But my arteries are hardening and my waist is expanding just looking at that pile of sin and degeneration.