The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Shadow Wolf]

But of course it went STRAIGHT to the gutter....and without @Revoltingest 's help.....surprising.....but not that surprising

Do you know what Adidas stands for? What makes it an interesting brand?

 

[Revoltingest]

just as long as you stay out of my state....and Dr Faucci approves...then your good to go

I'm back.
13 house of driving.
Yuck.
Good trip though.
Productive.

 

[sun rise]

I'm back.
13 house of driving.
Yuck.
Good trip though.
Productive.

The usual went down while you were gone

 

[Revoltingest]

The usual went down while you were gone

Goodie.

 

[ChristineM]

WHAT!!!! How rude....I never...and I don't even KNOW any mountain goats....

Nah, this is what i would have said if i had mentioned a mountain goat

Ta mère est une chèvre de montagne

But i didn't and i wouldn't, you may be a grouchy bear but you have earned some respect.

 

[ChristineM]

Goodie.

You back or are you using a cardboard cut out to drive RF?

 

[sun rise]

You back or are you using a cardboard cut out to drive RF?

I doubt he's used his skill as a programmer to create AI software, feed all of his RF posts into it and turn it loose on us innocents.

 

[Revoltingest]

You back or are you using a cardboard cut out to drive RF?

 

[ChristineM]

That explains all

 

[sun rise]

 

[Revoltingest]

That explains all

When I'm away, posters don't seem to notice
that I'm replaced by Cardboard Willie.
Fun fact:
He gets more frubals than I do.

 

[ChristineM]

When I'm away, posters don't seem to notice
that I'm replaced by Cardboard Willie.
Fun fact:
He gets more frubals than I do.

So how went your road trip?

 

[Revoltingest]

So how went your road trip?

Excellent, except for stop-&-go traffic in Lexington & Cincinnati
on the return leg. The delay caused me to get home past
midnite, so I was quite knackered.
(Are you impressed that I can speak some British?)

 

[Wu Wei]

Nein, nein, nein! Metrisches System über alles!

あなたの神はメートル法です。
Anata no kami wa mētoru-hōdesu.

Es interessiert mich nicht mehr
我不再在乎 (Wǒ bù zài zàihū)
もう気にしない. (Mō kinishinai)
I no longer care

 

[ChristineM]

Excellent, except for stop-&-go traffic in Lexington & Cincinnati
on the return leg. The delay caused me to get home past
midnite, so I was quite knackered.
(Are you impressed that I can speak some British?)

If have been more impressed if you'd had spoken Vogon.

 

[Revoltingest]

If have been more impressed if you'd had spoken Vogon.

Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me, (with big yawning)
As plurdled gabbleblotchits, in midsummer morning
On a lurgid bee,
That mordiously hath blurted out,
Its earted jurtles, grumbling
Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer. [drowned out by moaning and screaming]
Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,
And living glupules frart and stipulate,
Like jowling meated liverslime,
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,
And hooptiously drangle me,
With crinkly bindlewurdles,mashurbitries.
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't!

 

[Revoltingest]

Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me, (with big yawning)
As plurdled gabbleblotchits, in midsummer morning
On a lurgid bee,
That mordiously hath blurted out,
Its earted jurtles, grumbling
Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer. [drowned out by moaning and screaming]
Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,
And living glupules frart and stipulate,
Like jowling meated liverslime,
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,
And hooptiously drangle me,
With crinkly bindlewurdles,mashurbitries.
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't!

I'm also credited with inventing the Vogon neologism, "crotchelfester".

 

[Wu Wei]

I am really rather saddened by what that state mandated training says about society......

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me, (with big yawning)
As plurdled gabbleblotchits, in midsummer morning
On a lurgid bee,
That mordiously hath blurted out,
Its earted jurtles, grumbling
Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer. [drowned out by moaning and screaming]
Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,
And living glupules frart and stipulate,
Like jowling meated liverslime,
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,
And hooptiously drangle me,
With crinkly bindlewurdles,mashurbitries.
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't!

I'm sorry, but that is too close to making actual sense to be accepted

 

[ChristineM]

Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me, (with big yawning)
As plurdled gabbleblotchits, in midsummer morning
On a lurgid bee,
That mordiously hath blurted out,
Its earted jurtles, grumbling
Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer. [drowned out by moaning and screaming]
Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,
And living glupules frart and stipulate,
Like jowling meated liverslime,
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,
And hooptiously drangle me,
With crinkly bindlewurdles,mashurbitries.
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't!

Now I'm impressed that you even know what i was talking about and more impressed you only provided a few second snippet and avoided the 3 week poetry recital