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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I finally got through to the EDD! I haven't got a payment in a month, I have a tire coming, I'm almost broke again, and I really need this money.
 

ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
You know...no one ever asks to see my teeth...not even dentists......

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Not sure why.... thought it was my breath once, so I drank some listerine...they still did not want to see my teeth...as a matter of fact..when I showed them my teeth.....they ran away screaming


Listerine, the floor cleaner and gonorrhoea cure... No wonder they run away
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Be careful when you start something. Others might finish it (I split the paragraph up for easier reading 32 Crazy Things That Happened On School Trips Shared By The Unlucky Teachers Who Went On Them )

Fifth grade field trip to a zoo. During a tour of the primate exhibits a notoriously ill-behaved student hurls a stick down into the gorilla habitat and lands near an adult gorilla.

Without hesitation, the now angry gorilla arms himself with the same stick and sends it back like a tomahawk to the boy with terrifying velocity and wildly impressive precision. The stick shatters around the boys face and he goes down.

Commotion insues. More gorillas make an appearance and begin to scream at the group of horrified children. Zoo staff start piling in out of the woodwork to see whats going on.

The orangutans on the other side of the trail have now got wind of the situation and have begun mobilizing to assist their gorilla comrades. It's a war on two fronts now.

Gorilla and orangutans launch volleys of feces and student's scatter. Througout the entire exibit all manner of primates begin their intimidating chatter and howling. An army of zoo staff has swarmed the primate exibits and manages to stop war of the planet of the apes.
So that's what really started it.
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Good! Maybe he'll think twice before being an insufferable, insensitive miscreant who thinks his actions are always acceptable and good.
I think he needs electric shock therapy, and if that fails a lobotomy. If that fails, he doesn't want to know what happens next.

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Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I haven't had a chance to eat yet today.
One of those ****ing scrub jays is screeching up an infuriating ruckus.
I'm feeling hungry.
I'm wondering if those birds taste good.
If nothing else it will be a godsend to my ears and sanity to have even just one less of those hideous ******** around (seriously, they're even attacking the cats and dogs). It would be even better if someone went Hitler on them and succeeded in eradicating their species from existence.
I'd rather be stuck with the "**** YOU" of the Montana Merkel.
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
So, apparently, a web site about ways to kill scrub jays isn't so much about retaining sanity and keeping your pets safe, it's about being cruel and inflicting torture.
Or maybe I just need to eat to go back to being irritated rather than focusing on trying to kill dinner.
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
Nonetheless, there are signs of such an agenda advancing.
This is worth noting.
And opposing.

One of the very very few things Trump did that I have any regard for was responding to Chinese actions. I note that Biden has continued that policy making it almost unique.
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
one of our tenants stop paying last month..... and it is in a very nice area. Lease will be up in October..... had someone check today.....they moved out....and left a check on the kitchen counter. Never mentioned it to anyone.....
 
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