The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Revoltingest]

Lay thine tongue upon me carcass, & we'll see who's roll'n about gag'n & retch'n!

 

[Wu Wei]

Well you got me there...you're pretty vile..... nice to see you admitting it

 

[Revoltingest]

Which one of you is leading?

 

[Wu Wei]

So two bears, who have not seen each other in years....give each other a bear hug and you think...other things...typical

I'm the one that is winning

 

[sun rise]

:You can't randomly win - that's a different thread. But instead

 

[Wu Wei]

 

[Revoltingest]

I had an appoint with my lawyer today, but he was sick.
We'll try again tomorrow.

Could I bring Wu Wei to court?
My suit might come to a quicker & happier ending.

 

[Wu Wei]

Nah...lawyers taste horrible

 

[Revoltingest]

Nah...lawyers taste horrible

I'd be OK if you only ate a couple clients, & just killed the lawyers.

 

[sun rise]

I'd be OK if you only ate a couple clients, & just killed the lawyers.

Now now. Lawyers are the 30-06's of the world - fine if you're the one firing them at someone else. Not so good if they're being fired at you.

 

[Wu Wei]

nope... a 30-06 tastes better with ketchup

 

[sun rise]

nope... a 30-06 tastes better with ketchup

What can I say about a bear and a 30-06?

 

[Wu Wei]

Didn't say I wanted to be on the dangerous side of one.....just said they taste better than lawyers

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[Wu Wei]

Well....

Its time to go to sleep

Good night

 

[Revoltingest]

My TV set up is too complicated for me. It's so inscrutable that I need my son to operate it for me.

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm watching TV and typing on my laptop

 

[Revoltingest]

I had chocolate, granola & bacon this morning.
(Not all at the same time.)

 

[Wu Wei]

I had a smoothie, bagel with peanut butter and birthday cake...oh and tea.... in a blender

 

[ChristineES]

A channel I watch is going to start showing reruns daily of original Star Trek. Am I nerd for being excited about this?