PoetPhilosopher
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Yep. Stimulus checks, Social Security benefits, free medical care from the government, free phones from the government, food stamps, cash assistance, questionable tax writeoffs.... he burns through money like no other.
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Yep. Stimulus checks, Social Security benefits, free medical care from the government, free phones from the government, food stamps, cash assistance, questionable tax writeoffs.... he burns through money like no other.
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
The rest of them are here: 50 Times People Embarrassed Themselves Because They Didn’t Realize Who They Were Talking To
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Bored Panda strikes again
Back in my auto mechanic days, I had an interview at a Jeep dealership. The manager interviewed me and then he turned it over to the shop forman, who while looking at my resume, was sticking his tongue out making a raspberry sound the entire time. After he finished reading, he looked at me and started to ask me a question, and I stopped him, then I said, you know what, I don't think I want to work for you....but you can keep the resume, now that you have spit all over it"...then walked out of the dealership
PoetPhilosopher
Veteran Member
That was still rather polite, for a bear.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Maybe?Yes, but was the funny car lift body absolutely necessary
Needs some Lambo doors do go with it.
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
What can I say...I was young......inexperienced and probably drunk....
You better watch out. Let these stories be a warning
A grizzly bear attack in Montana kills one camper
Grizzly bear found decapitated and declawed in Yellowstone River
Oh, really....in which IRS publication did you find that one?
But no matter...claim away. Tis better to see what you can
get away with, & ask for forgiveness if you get caught.
I'd never want to find eyes, nerves, & eyelashes in me cheese.
I once found a rat tail in an 8oz yogurt container that was sealed when I bought it. It did not make my day.
PoetPhilosopher
Veteran Member
I can imagine. You probably sued, wrote your local, state, and federal politicians. Phoned your family. Told Facebook. Barked at the sun. Got on the news in a hysterical stutter. Reported to the FDA. Took out an 800 word column in the newspaper. Hired a comic writer on Fiverr so you can see the comedic side of it. Started an online petition against rats. Created signs. Plastered papers all over Cali. Wrote your role models. Patiently awaited their response. Experienced doubts about life. Got on YouTube to find a song and found the Dixie Chicks. Listened to the song "One Girl Revolution" and started to experience questioning of your gender. Ran out of money from all the anti-rodent political campaigns and start to rob a bank. The bank has no money in the safe, so you join Wall Street. Now you're a professional white collar.
I'm just kidding. I see you more as the type to browse one of the smaller video sites.
Neither would I, which is why I only eat cheese that doesn't have eyes in it.
I do eat fish eyes though.
They really do need an "Ewwww" frubal.
Don't knock'm til you've tried'm.
I could say the same about snails... But I won't...Oh right...