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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
You're a panda? I thought you were a Kodiak.

I am a kodiak...... I am NOT a PANDA...sheesh..... I am not a big stuffed animal.... I am NOT a PANDA.....and I am REALLY in a MAULING mood after the day I've had

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PoetPhilosopher

Veteran Member
I am a kodiak...... I am NOT a PANDA...sheesh..... I am not a big stuffed animal.... I am NOT a PANDA.....and I am REALLY in a MAULING mood after the day I've had

Well in that case, you'll be happy to know the government gave parents an extra $300 today and will do so every month for the next 5-6 months and Biden will probably find a way to take it out on your taxes. Right now I'm eating a bacon sandwich, and smiling with gentle thoughts of socialism between bites.
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Well in that case, you'll be happy to know the government gave parents an extra $300 today and will do so every month for the next 5-6 months and Biden will probably find a way to take it out on your taxes. Right now I'm eating a bacon sandwich, and smiling with gentle thoughts of socialism between bites.

It was supposed to be $250 to $300 so why did the IRS send me a letter saying I will get $166...socialism does not bother me...but BACON!!!!!!!
Slowly I turn
step by step
INCH by inch.....
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Meanwhile, there's a kickstarter Jewish Space Laser Corps about the Jewish Space Laser Corps

The team behind Jewish Space Laser Corps is (mostly) Jewish! Our actresses and our writing team are Jewish, and we want to be very sensitive to those who suffer the always present anti-semitism. JSL Corps is about comedy and the absurdity of a "Jewish Space Laser" So lighten up Francis! Plus, our producer ( our token gentile ), has already made one highly successful film,

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I have it from a very highly credible source they're already in space and have lasers. It's a part of the history of the world, but on the cusp between part one and part two, so we just need a few thousand more years to pass so we can get this fleshed out in the official history of humanity.
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Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
I have it from a very highly credible source they're already in space and have lasers. It's a part of the history of the world, but on the cusp between part one and part two, so we just need a few thousand more years to pass so we can get this fleshed out in the official history of humanity.
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Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I am a kodiak...... I am NOT a PANDA...sheesh..... I am not a big stuffed animal.... I am NOT a PANDA.....and I am REALLY in a MAULING mood after the day I've had

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Will Kodiak Express serve fake Alaskan food with a side of snuss?
 

Brickjectivity

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
Honestly, I'll be surprised if I get any of it
So, its been a couple of weeks. Mind answering a couple of person questions?
  • Did you enter respite care and how was the food?
  • Did they give you a squeezing machine to circulate blood through the leg?
  • Are you walking on it, yet?
  • Do you hear the songs of other borg units in your head?
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
So, its been a couple of weeks. Mind answering a couple of person questions?
  • Did you enter respite care and how was the food?
  • Did they give you a squeezing machine to circulate blood through the leg?
  • Are you walking on it, yet?
  • Do you hear the songs of other borg units in your head?
More I’m questions…
Does he need a sponge bath?
Which knee should we aim for?
Who, what, when, where, and why?
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I read an article about 13 things good parents don't do because of the detrimental effects on kids. My mom hit 12 of 13. Not all of them because she's too much of a prude to swear.
 
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