The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Revoltingest]

Oh. So a Chefs salad.

Or a chef.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Or a chef.

With lettuce. Chef Salad. Or if it's two or more chefs.... Chefs salad.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

There's actually a little trick bears do that I'm not supposed to tell about. They go to a moderately fancy restaurant and order the $3 lettuce salad. When the chef brings it, they eat the chef with the salad, thinking that they saved $10 getting the lettuce salad instead of the chef salad.

 

[Wu Wei]

I wondering about something...

The 2021 Olympic games from Tokyo are on TV. Yet another TV station is running a Godzilla movie. And another station is running a Godzilla movie marathon......is this in poor taste

 

[Revoltingest]

He refused to give up his coveted TWITTER handle. Then he was 'swatted' and died of heart attack...

 

[Viker]

Our pre-ceremonial dinner is about to begin. Blessed Sabbat!

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm really REALLY sleepy...... I think I'm going to go to bed and see ho much I don't sleep tonight....dang knee

Night all

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm really REALLY sleepy...... I think I'm going to go to bed and see ho much I don't sleep tonight....dang knee

Have you tried counting hikers to go to sleep?

 

[Stevicus]

 

[Wu Wei]

Have you tried counting hikers to go to sleep?

That just makes my knee sore

 

[Wu Wei]

 

[Wu Wei]

OK.....ENOUGH!!!!! EVERYBODY....... KEEP IT DOWN!!!!!
SHHHHHHHHHH!!!
I'm going to sleep now

good night RF wherever you are

 

[Brickjectivity]

I summon a smile: "Smile, I command you to appear!"

I summon bread: "You've been in that oven long enough! Time to come out!!!"

I summon annoyance: "Congrats on making palindromic post #75957!"

 

[Dan From Smithville]

So it's her fault.
Sounds good to me.

It's still my fault. She was just my inspiration. Or is that desperation?

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Thanks. I feel better.

Always glad to help.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

well, if you hadn't taken the time to post this post, you could have responded to a couple of the others...just sayin'

Touché.

 

[Stevicus]

Here's something random and meaningless: If I go to the movies, I wouldn't want to sit behind the Coneheads. Their heads would block my view of the screen. Just like people with big hair, only worse.

 

[Wu Wei]

I don't like Asiago cheese

 

[Revoltingest]

That just makes my knee sore

What if you imagine really slow plump hikers?

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

What if you imagine really slow plump hikers?

That won't work...it'll just get him excited...