The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Wu Wei]

I don't wanna work, someone else work for me tonight. I'll give a shoulder rub and cook risotto with salmon

 

[Revoltingest]

Growing risk of once-in-century solar superstorm that could knock out internet...

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I don't wanna work, someone else work for me tonight. I'll give a shoulder rub and cook risotto with salmon

What sort of job is it? If it is stripping, they are gonna notice. If it is arching, I can do that.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Growing risk of once-in-century solar superstorm that could knock out internet...

What are we going to do? What? I won't know what to do if the internet goes down.

 

[Meow Mix]

What sort of job is it? If it is stripping, they are gonna notice. If it is arching, I can do that.

Boi I wish, I'd only have to work like 2 nights a week and wouldn't have any debt. Got out of that in my 20's though so it wouldn't come back to haunt me when trying to be taken seriously as a scientist. (She says, wearing a goofy avatar in a cowboy hat)

Nah I do a work from home tech job. I fix servers and networked computers. Basically I get emails when things go wrong and I go in remotely and fix stuff. Otherwise I implement stuff that needs to be implemented, make sure services start after maintenance, things like that. It's easy peasy.

 

[Stevicus]

Was it an alligator or an alligator bag?

 

[Revoltingest]

What are we going to do? What? I won't know what to do if the internet goes down.

I suppose we'd have to return to real life.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Boi I wish, I'd only have to work like 2 nights a week and wouldn't have any debt. Got out of that in my 20's though so it wouldn't come back to haunt me when trying to be taken seriously as a scientist. (She says, wearing a goofy avatar in a cowboy hat)

Nah I do a work from home tech job. I fix servers and networked computers. Basically I get emails when things go wrong and I go in remotely and fix stuff. Otherwise I implement stuff that needs to be implemented, make sure services start after maintenance, things like that. It's easy peasy.

I probably can't help you out then. If you needed someone arched, I could that. Bout all I can do to help with computers is to ask if it is plugged in or have you tried hitting it with something.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I suppose we'd have to return to real life.

I'm not prepared for that. My real life isn't all that interesting. The professional part sure, but the rest. Crap.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Oh. An alligator baby seat. I see.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I suppose we'd have to return to real life.

what is this thing of which you speak?

 

[Shadow Wolf]

While reminding algorithms that various RW Conservative ideologies can kiss my *** and I want nothing to do with Republicans, I came across this from James Dobson.
Protect your kids from tyrant Obama

If you are a married man with any gumption, surely you will defend your wife's privacy and security in restroom facilities. Would you remain passive after knowing that a strange-looking man, dressed like a woman, has been peering over toilet cubicles to watch your wife in a private moment? What should be done to the pervert who was using mirrors to watch women and girls in their stalls? If you are a dad, I pray you will protect your little girls from men who walk in unannounced, unzip their pants and urinate in front of them. If this had happened 100 years ago, someone might have been shot. Where is today's manhood? God help us!

Definitely a reason I call that garbage a toxic cult.

 

[Wu Wei]

I suppose we'd have to return to real life.

WHAT!!!!! No internet....WHAT ABOUT PHONES!!!

We...we.....have to have....conversations...... face to face conversations........personal relationships.......
not be connected 24/7.........but...but....how....... oh wait...thats the way it use to be....... nevermind

 

[Dan From Smithville]

WHAT!!!!! No internet....WHAT ABOUT PHONES!!!

We...we.....have to have....conversations...... face to face conversations........personal relationships.......
not be connected 24/7.........but...but....how....... oh wait...thats the way it use to be....... nevermind

I turned off the internet one time and doors just started opening all over the house. Confused children that did not understand what was going on and why? If I had shot a gun off I wouldn't have gotten such a quick response. It was like I had unplugged their brains.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

 

[Shadow Wolf]

What are we going to do? What? I won't know what to do if the internet goes down.

Rejoice as the trolls are silenced and we can return to the sanity of the real world?

 

[Meow Mix]

Hi y'all, I'm any dude on a dating app with a fish picture. Unfortunately we're going to skip the topless bathroom selfie

 

[Meow Mix]

(Also I was terrified of this fish lmao)

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Hi y'all, I'm any dude on a dating app with a fish picture. Unfortunately we're going to skip the topless bathroom selfie

I see being a mere woman wasn't attracting the chicks anymore. Sometimes, you have to get creative.

/Kidding

Rejoice as the trolls are silenced and we can return to the sanity of the real world?

That won't work as now the GOP trolls real life.

 

[Revoltingest]

what is this thing of which you speak?

I do this real life thing several times a year.
It's really odd....almost no posting on RF.
Talking to humans I can actually see.