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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Just got another request for IT equipment that just reinforces my belief that.....most people just don't know what the heck they are asking for...or why
 

ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
And so it begins. Around 8pm i drank a litre of drain cleaner... The preparation the hospital prescribed to clean out my stomach and intestines for tomorrow's scoping. Followed by the recommended litre of water. Have you ever drunk 4 litres of liquid... That's like the equivalent of eight and a half pints of beer or 1.2 us gallons. I feel like im all liquid...

The toilet becomes uncomfortable after a while and i can truly **** through the eye of a needle.


@Shadow Wolf when will you be having yours? Has jury service postponed it?
 
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Meow Mix

Chatte Féministe
And so it begins. Around 8pm i drank a litre of drain cleaner... The preparation the hospital prescribed to clean out my stomach and intestines for tomorrow's scoping. Followed by the recommended litre of water. Have you ever drunk 4 litres of liquid... That's like the equivalent of eight and a half pints of beer or 1.2 us gallons. I feel like im all liquid...

The toilet becomes uncomfortable after a while and i can truly **** through the eye of a needle.

That doesn't sound fun, hopefully your ordeal is over soon :(
 

ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
That doesn't sound fun, hopefully your ordeal is over soon :(

You sciency types... Always correct and precise, you are spot on, it isn't fun.

But it does have compensations, just got back into bed and made Paul scream by plonking my cold (very cold) feet on his butt
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
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sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
Just got another request for IT equipment that just reinforces my belief that.....most people just don't know what the heck they are asking for...or why

When I was a hiring manager, one question I'd ask was "someone comes to you and says "it's not working". What do you do? I hired people who went from that to determining what "it" is, what "not working" means and what the person was actually trying to do.

Another question was "everything is too slow". After all this time I remember one person who spent the entire time he was answering the question talking about the network. Database? PC? Application? Some things just take time? - He was not hired needless to say.
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
When I was a hiring manager, one question I'd ask was "someone comes to you and says "it's not working". What do you do? I hired people who went from that to determining what "it" is, what "not working" means and what the person was actually trying to do.

Another question was "everything is too slow". After all this time I remember one person who spent the entire time he was answering the question talking about the network. Database? PC? Application? Some things just take time? - He was not hired needless to say.

In this case a user wants things....... that he saw on YouTube......that he is convinced he needs. And we all know...it was working on a random laptop on Youtube....it will most certainly work on the laptops we have that are totally different. I am waiting for a response to my last question, I know what he is trying to do, I know he has been told he can't do that, it won't work. But I want him to tell me again so I can say no again. Oh and one piece of IT equipment he needs....well...he already has it.....so why is he asking for a second one?
 
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