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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Your goal in life is admirable...
We've all got to be good at something. Mine is stubbornness and burning bridges. And I can say I pick the ones to burn well. To an extent. Or at least several of those involved with the bridges I have burned went to jail, and one of those places closed. Can't work for the companies anymore, because employers are most of my burnt bridges, but oh well.
But to burn one so well the whole world goes boom? I must find and learn this technique of ultra spite to begin to comprehend the hows and whys to elevate my own anger and technique to such a remarkably refined, sophisticated and I dare say perfected form.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
there is a TOS for RF you may want to check. I had no issue with your post but some others may
In the joke forum it's completely acceptable to insult each
other, ya flower sniff'n, mother miff'n, table upset'n, off
track bet'n, pants wear'n, teeth bare'n, lollygagger!
 

Stevicus

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
ACTION DAYS: Isolated storms, excessive heat forecast for southern Arizona (kold.com)

The National Weather Service issued an excessive heat warning for much of southern Arizona through Sunday evening.

In addition to the high heat, there is an isolated threat of afternoon/evening storms over the weekend. Not much in the way of rainfall is expected. Lightning and gusty winds are the primary threats, especially south and east of Tucson in the higher elevations.

Areas affected by the heat warning include Tucson, Marana, Vail, Nogales, Green Valley, Mammoth, Oracle, Clifton, Safford, Ajo, Sells, Picacho Peak State Park and the Organ Pipe Cactus National Monument.

Dangerously hot conditions with maximum temperatures between 104 and 114 are possible.

High heat risk significantly increases the potential for heat-related illnesses, including heat cramps, heat exhaustion, and heat stroke.

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Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
In the joke forum it's completely acceptable to insult each
other, ya flower sniff'n, mother miff'n, table upset'n, off
track bet'n, pants wear'n, teeth bare'n, lollygagger!

Quit tellin’ me what to do ya skirt wearin’, couch fondling, odiferous, word nazi
 

Stevicus

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
French media say that when traveling abroad, Putin is followed by attendant who collects his excreta (yahoo.com)

The journalists found indirect evidence about the work done by the “special” bodyguard back in 2019, when Putin visited Saudi Arabia. The same person accompanied Putin on bathroom visits during a visit to France.

The report suggests that this agent collects the excreta of the Russian leader in special bags, which are then packed into briefcases and dispatched to Russia.

This is done presumably so that nobody can get information about Putin’s health.

Over the past couple months, there have been allegations in media reports that Putin has cancer.

In late April, the UK newspaper the Sun wrote that Putin is soon to undergo surgery to treat an oncological condition. Citing an anonymous Kremlin-adjacent oligarch, New Lines Magazine made a similar in May.

According to former MI-6 officer Christopher Steele, Putin is indeed seriously ill, but the nature of his condition is unclear.

Oliver Stone, who made a very flattering propaganda film about Putin, also said that the dictator has cancer.

NV asked an expert neurologist Olkesandra Shcherbet about what we can tell about Putin’s health, based on his public appearances.

Shcherbet noted Putin’s face visibly regularly swells up.

“First of all, it could very well be the case that he has some kind of oncological condition,” said Shcherbet.

“We don’t know exactly what is – some claim it’s thyroid, others say it’s his colon – but it’s very possible that he’s on steroids that suppress immune reaction to certain kinds of cancer treatments.”

An attendant hired to procure Putin's poop.

I don't know what's worse. The fact that they have to employ someone to collect his poop, or the idea that some intelligence agencies might employ people to collect the poop of other world leaders.

How do they get applicants for a job like that? Do you have to go to a special training school?
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
French media say that when traveling abroad, Putin is followed by attendant who collects his excreta (yahoo.com)
An attendant hired to procure Putin's poop.

I don't know what's worse. The fact that they have to employ someone to collect his poop, or the idea that some intelligence agencies might employ people to collect the poop of other world leaders.

How do they get applicants for a job like that? Do you have to go to a special training school?

Collecting dog poop from a park 101.
 
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