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Goodbye, but I hope it is just for today.Well........ goodbye
Ever heard what they say about you?Trees are great listeners, not such great thinkers.
Always check'm for bees.Never and I mean NEVER trust a tree.....
Kiss my pointy forehead.Ever heard what they say about you?
"Talks too much...but says so little."
Don't blame me.
I'm just the messenger!
Is that invitation for me or for the trees?Kiss my pointy forehead.
When trees won't listen, head butting is the next best plan.Is that invitation for me or for the trees?
My money is on the trees winning.When trees won't listen, head butting is the next best plan.
Giving them money doesn't sound so different from head butting them.My money is on the trees winning.
I don't give them my money.Giving them money doesn't sound so different from head butting them.
Good, because that would be embarrassing.I don't give them my money.
It's just on them.
And they honor this by never pilfering any of it.
Always check'm for bees.
Gawd....I bet one in a million will know that joke.
While driving down a rural road once, a tree jumped out in the road ahead of me.NO!!!!
They'll jump ya I tells ya...when you least expected..... BLAMMO.... one falls on ya....like one jumped me about 13 years ago....never and I mean NEVER...trust a tree
While driving down a rural road once, a tree jumped out in the road ahead of me.
Clearly, it had malevolent intent. But not all trees are terrorists.