The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[sun rise]

Yeah, I basically drive the speed limit and have idiots coming up to a few feet behind me in the slow lane on the freeway.

And in town I've seen the same kind of - side street I'll drive 55 - mentality.

 

[Draka]

Really burns me when it's in a school zone in drop off and pick up times when there are kids out everywhere. These people are sheer idiots flying down these roads.

 

[Wirey]

I just want everyone to guess why it's calld the 'passing' lane.

 

[Buttercup]

I just want everyone to guess why it's calld the 'passing' lane.

I'm afraid to ask a verified fartist, "why is it called a passing lane?"

 

[Wirey]

I'm afraid to ask a verified fartist, "why is it called a passing lane?"

Sadly, that is far more clever than anything I've ever written.

 

[Renji]

Just got home from a job interview. What's weird in it is that some female applicants actually asked for my mobile number and now, I'm being flooded with text messages. I shouldn't have given it to them.

 

[Wu Wei]

I have been being way to nice..... and that is just not me..... must change that

 

[Debater Slayer]

Okay, that's enough stalling for me. I think it's time I actually changed things. Actually, it was time for that quite a while ago; it just took me a while to see that.

 

[Wirey]

I just ate my first ginger snap in about 30 years, and I can practically smell my Grandmother's house again. She was a great lady.

 

[Draka]

I just ate my first ginger snap in about 30 years, and I can practically smell my Grandmother's house again. She was a great lady.

I love when smells can do that sort of thing. Transport us. Had that happen when I was making this sort of eggs dish once for breakfast. Something about the combination of seasonings I used and I was suddenly reminded of my Grandmother's kitchen. Like I could picture being in it. A certain perfume, food, flower, they just take us back.

 

[Wirey]

I love when smells can do that sort of thing. Transport us. Had that happen when I was making this sort of eggs dish once for breakfast. Something about the combination of seasonings I used and I was suddenly reminded of my Grandmother's kitchen. Like I could picture being in it. A certain perfume, food, flower, they just take us back.

I said I remembered my Grandma, not that I was gay. Sheesh!

 

[Draka]

I said I remembered my Grandma, not that I was gay. Sheesh!

Oh, I'm sorry, didn't know only women and gay men smelled things and remembered memories like that. So...were you only gay in that moment you ate the ginger snap? What was that like anyway? The intense swing in sexual orientation back and forth? Never known anyone to do that before. Often happen to you?

 

[Wirey]

Oh, I'm sorry, didn't know only women and gay men smelled things and remembered memories like that. So...were you only gay in that moment you ate the ginger snap? What was that like anyway? The intense swing in sexual orientation back and forth? Never known anyone to do that before. Often happen to you?

Coupla times a day. The booze pushes it down, down to where Wu Wei is with his soft hair and pretty eyes.

 

[Wirey]

Big announcement coming right up!

 

[Draka]

We don't need to hear about your latest trip to the bathroom, really...really really.

 

[sun rise]

Big announcement coming right up!

The sun is shining.

 

[ChristineES]

I slept with the window closed for the first time in months last night.

 

[Viker]

Finally! I'm back from limbo.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I'm up really early because I went to bed before 9 PM last night. I was that tired to go to bed that early because I had to go to bed somewhat early the night before but I wasn't tired so I didn't get much sleep.

 

[Revoltingest]

I just ate my first ginger snap in about 30 years, and I can practically smell my Grandmother's house again. She was a great lady.

Long long ago, I had a relationship with a gal who made ginger snaps. Grandson...is that you?