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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

Stevicus

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
next I suspect you will tell me to eat bacon first........ well I didn't realize this until now..... but you have a mean streak...or is that you are.....



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Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
The internet tells me many things can cause gastritis.
Interesting thing about the internet and Gastritis as well as acid reflux..... there is a lot of bad info....also a lot of good info.... the thing is to sort through them to find out what is right....but there are sites that are more trustworthy than others....

Bottomline though is that I was in the mood to use the Mermaid-man clip......
 

JustGeorge

Imperfect
Staff member
Premium Member
The internet stopped working, so I took off the box on the wall to see if there were anything amiss in there...

Funny. I always thought there'd be wires or something... Just dust bunnies playing cards.
 

ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
Can things get any worse?

Falling to bits is bad enough but the worst thing ever. My coffee machine exploded. Well not exactly the machine but the pod holder cracked, the pod burst through the crack and exploded scalding hot coffee granules, under pressure, all over the machine, the worktop, the wall and me. So not only have i got hundreds of tiny red scalds on my hands and face, i have a non working coffee machine so i am stuck with instant coffee, INSTANT. Oh woe is me, woe is me.
 

JustGeorge

Imperfect
Staff member
Premium Member
Can things get any worse?

Falling to bits is bad enough but the worst thing ever. My coffee machine exploded. Well not exactly the machine but the pod holder cracked, the pod burst through the crack and exploded scalding hot coffee granules, under pressure, all over the machine, the worktop, the wall and me. So not only have i got hundreds of tiny red scalds on my hands and face, i have a non working coffee machine so i am stuck with instant coffee, INSTANT. Oh woe is me, woe is me.
Woe is you indeed!
 

Kathryn

It was on fire when I laid down on it.
Can things get any worse?

Falling to bits is bad enough but the worst thing ever. My coffee machine exploded. Well not exactly the machine but the pod holder cracked, the pod burst through the crack and exploded scalding hot coffee granules, under pressure, all over the machine, the worktop, the wall and me. So not only have i got hundreds of tiny red scalds on my hands and face, i have a non working coffee machine so i am stuck with instant coffee, INSTANT. Oh woe is me, woe is me.
Recently, and don't ask me how it happened because I don't know, my coffee pot ended up broken in the middle of my kitchen. So I had to buy a new one. The bad thing is that 1) I also had to buy a different type of filter, and 2) I had just bought the first one! And I had to drink instant coffee till my new one came in. It sucked. I am sorry!
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
Interesting thing about the internet and Gastritis as well as acid reflux..... there is a lot of bad info....also a lot of good info.... the thing is to sort through them to find out what is right....but there are sites that are more trustworthy than others....

Bottomline though is that I was in the mood to use the Mermaid-man clip......
Yup. I use the Mayo Clinic and a couple of others as primary sources.
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
Can things get any worse?

Falling to bits is bad enough but the worst thing ever. My coffee machine exploded. Well not exactly the machine but the pod holder cracked, the pod burst through the crack and exploded scalding hot coffee granules, under pressure, all over the machine, the worktop, the wall and me. So not only have i got hundreds of tiny red scalds on my hands and face, i have a non working coffee machine so i am stuck with instant coffee, INSTANT. Oh woe is me, woe is me.
That sucks.
 

Wirey

Fartist
Can things get any worse?

Falling to bits is bad enough but the worst thing ever. My coffee machine exploded. Well not exactly the machine but the pod holder cracked, the pod burst through the crack and exploded scalding hot coffee granules, under pressure, all over the machine, the worktop, the wall and me. So not only have i got hundreds of tiny red scalds on my hands and face, i have a non working coffee machine so i am stuck with instant coffee, INSTANT. Oh woe is me, woe is me.
Have you tried not having First World problems?

"Oh, look at me, I'm ChristineM! I have so many $100 bills that my purse is too heavy, and my emerald shoes are pinching my feet!"

I'm drinking pre-measured office coffee. It's so cheap the manufacturer sends it in a plain white bag with no markings. I have to mix it 50-50 with hot water, or I get the joy of using my butt as a water gun. Once, I found what I am pretty sure was a complete human thumbnail in the grounds, after we had all had our coffee!
 

ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
Have you tried not having First World problems?

"Oh, look at me, I'm ChristineM! I have so many $100 bills that my purse is too heavy, and my emerald shoes are pinching my feet!"

I'm drinking pre-measured office coffee. It's so cheap the manufacturer sends it in a plain white bag with no markings. I have to mix it 50-50 with hot water, or I get the joy of using my butt as a water gun. Once, I found what I am pretty sure was a complete human thumbnail in the grounds, after we had all had our coffee!

I don't need any problems thanks.

Coffee is my life, i need it, good and strong to function, without it I'm even more of of a train wreck. It's medical so don't knock

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